CHUCK NORRIS : DEAD AT 86

[Mystic]

NOOOO000 !!!!!!!



Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (10 March 1940 – 19 March 2026) was an American martial artist and actor.

READ MORE : Chuck Norris - Wikipedia

 

[Mystic]

Rest in peace forever, you brought so much joy and even laughter to so many for so long a time.

We will miss you, Chuck Norris.

 

[Mystic]

 

[Last lap]

I thought Chuck would stop the trend. I was wrong!

World Death Rate Holding Steady At 100 Percent

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND—World Health Organization officials expressed disappointment Monday at the group’s finding that, despite the enormous efforts of doctors, rescue workers and other medical professionals worldwide, the global death rate remains constant at 100 percent.

theonion.com

 

[Mystic]

CHUCK AND BRUCE ARE REUNITED.

 

[Last lap]

Rest in peace forever, you brought so much joy and even laughter to so many for so long a time.

We will miss you, Chuck Norris.

My wife and I loved his "lone wolf" in Expendables!

 

[notdigital]

I heard he’ll be the only pallbearer at his funeral.

 

[Last lap]

I heard he’ll be the only pallbearer at his funeral.

My wife wondered what I was laughing at over here! Nice one!

 

[Mystic]

I heard he’ll be the only pallbearer at his funeral.

may the Chuck Norris legend statements live on forever !

ps - your's is excellent!

 

[Last lap]

may the Chuck Norris legend statements live on forever !

ps - your's is excellent!

So, I guess Atlas' coffee break is over...

 

[Mystic]

So, I guess Atlas' coffee break is over...
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Perfect.

 

[Last lap]

 

[Mystic]

While it is sad that Chuck Norris has passed away, I think he will live on in a big way in our minds and hearts. This guy was a force in every respect.

 

[Mystic]

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I am stealing this, okay?

 

[Last lap]

I am stealing this, okay?

Feel free. In all seriousness, go to google, and search images with these key words: Chuck noris meme

An awesome and hilarious treasure trove.

 

[Mystic]

Feel free. In all seriousness, go to google, and search images with these key words: Chuck noris meme

An awesome and hilarious treasure trove.

Yes, I know I can search for them, but I'd prefer being surprised and heartened by what is posted by y'all.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Chuck Norris Google Search

So, the truth is that none of us are immortal. Even Chuck Norris was a mere mortal human being like the rest of us and nothing more. R.I.P. to Chuck and condolences to his family and friends.

 

[needforspeed]

One of my favorite actors. Thanks for all the fun Chuck. R.I.P.

 

[OldJBL]

What a life he lived. Also, I look forward to all the "Chuck Norris Facts" about his escapades in the afterlife. A few of which are below.

Counting: Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.
Strength: When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
Fearless: The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Unstoppable: He can slam a revolving door.
Presence: Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.
Logic: He can divide by zero.
Legendary: When God said, "Let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "Say Please".
Nature: He once bit a cobra, resulting in the snake's death after five days of pain.
Vision: He can drown a fish.
Impact: He destroyed the periodic table, as he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Technology: His computer has no "backspace" button because he never makes mistakes.

I'll add one to the list.
"Chuck Norris did not die. It was never a requirement for him to get to heaven."

 

[Mr.Jim]

When Chuck Norris goes hunting, he gives the deer a gun to make it fair.