Favorite “One Liner’s” from albums??

[turnitup]

“Making’ love in the afternoon with Cecilia, up in my bedroom.
I got up to wash my face, when I come back to bed, someone’s taken my place.
Cecilia, you’re breaking’ my heart.”

Cecilia, Bridge Over Troubled Water, Simon & Garfunkel

 

[macgolf]

"And the lightnin' flashes in her eyes, and he knows that she knows." The Thunder Rolls Written by Pat Alger sung by Garth Brooks

 

[geezin']

"Maybe you should stay with yo mama you're really kind of stupid and ugly too"

Frank Zappa

 

[Bill Ferris]

LZ IV`s track 7, Going to California: The Sea was Red, and the Sky was Grey, I wonder how could Tomorrow could ever follow Today ?

 

[orsen]

"I am angry, I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin
My irritability keeps me alive and kicking"

magazine - a song from under the floor boads


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[orsen]

"I had too much to dream last night"

The Electric Prunes



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[painttoad]

i'd love to do some of my favorite one liners from eminem tunes but it would probably be offensive to some...so i won't

but there are some great ones!

 

[kyle]

"I know you can walk on water but can you walk on this much beer."
Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus by Mojo Nixon.

 

[init4fun]

"I pressed her thigh and death smiled"

Never did quite figure out where Jim was going with this one......

 

[spicer]

One liners? Does the cover count. If so I offer this one as a favorite. Music does not measure up to the album name, the one liner, or cover photo, a thrift find I bought for the cover.

 

[orsen]

but it would probably be offensive to some...so i won't

but there are some great ones!

i was thinkin the same about marrianne faithfull


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[painttoad]

i was thinkin the same about marrianne faithfull


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La, da, da, da, la, da, da, da, la, da, da, da
La, da, da, da, la, da, da, da, la, da, da, da
La, da, da, da, la, da, da, da, la, da, da, da
La, da, da, da, la, da, da, da, la, da, da, da

her lines in "the memory remains"-metallica

 

[Dmartn149]

SNOT IS RUNNING DOWN HIS NOSE

 

[Bill Ferris]

SNOT IS RUNNING DOWN HIS NOSE

SMEARING GREASY FINGERS ON SHABBY CLOTHES

 

[painttoad]

SMEARING GREASY FINGERS ON SHABBY CLOTHES

hey, aqualung

 

[BillyTheKid]

"Everyone likes a party....but no one want's to clean "

Keb Mo - Victims of Comfort

 

[dfunghi]

“I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic Jesus glued to the dashboard of my car”

Made famous by a singer better know as an actor. An iconic American actor. But some here might know him from his race car adventures.

Paul Newman

It was also on a Don Imus record I had.

 

[No Money]

Have more than one
First up, British Band Magazine, A Song From Under the Floorboards
"I am angry, I am ill, and I'm ugly as sin
My iritability keeps me alive and kicking"

Or the The, The Sinking Feeling
"I'm just a symptom of the moral decay
That's gnawing at the heart of the Country!"

 

[ToxicTele]

One liners? Does the cover count. If so I offer this one as a favorite. Music does not measure up to the album name, the one liner, or cover photo, a thrift find I bought for the cover.

Spicer - have you checked the labels on your Mission Mountain album? They put them on the wrong sides, at least mine is that way. FWIW, I absolutely enjoy the album.

 

[spicer]

Spicer - have you checked the labels on your Mission Mountain album? They put them on the wrong sides, at least mine is that way. FWIW, I absolutely enjoy the album.

I just checked mine and you're right, the label is reversed, side one is labeled side two, ect. Besides the cover art one of the reasons I bought the record is because it has Sweet Maria on it, hoping for a good cover, love Jonathon Edwards version, his song. Must admit I don't really care for it, owing to personal taste. I'm going to play the whole record later and see if my opinion changes, always do that when someone else say they enjoy it and in this case absolutely enjoy it. Love the cover art though, say is it a Charles Russell painting, same guy who painted the art over my turntable, sorry about the crummy picture.