"Favorite expressions" thread, please share yours

[Mr Boochie]

"Returning leased beverages for recycling".
Me, going to the rest room.

"Put a deposit into the bank."

 

[Mr Boochie]

Well, easy to describe but this is a family forum.

"Polishing the door knob."

 

[Mr Boochie]

"Driving the porcelain bus."

 

[Route 66]

Dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

[knotscott]

Hairy little piggies feet, mutilated monkey meat.

"...and I forgot my spoon"!

Bet I heard that one in the late 1960s!

 

[Bushikan]

From my mother-in-law:

“A kiss without a whisker is like an egg without salt.”

“Another shirt’ll do you.”
(As in: You’ve got only a day or so left to live.)

 

[harman/kardon]

"Everything is quite okay as long as you can go alone to the bathroom."

(My Grandfather in 1986, aged 85)

 

[Cubdriver]

"Driving the porcelain bus."

Praying (or paying homage) to the Porcelain God

 

[Mr Boochie]

Praying (or paying homage) to the Porcelain God

"Shouting at the ground."

 

[Mr Boochie]

"Spanking the bad monkey."

 

[spicer]

Gild the lily.

 

[spicer]

Talking sense to a pig.

 

[spicer]

That'll straiten your hair.

 

[JediDude]

Then there's the stuff that'll put hair on your chest.

 

[Bill Ferris]

Praying (or paying homage) to the Porcelain God

Wasn`t that reserved for the usually over indulgence of alcohol results, while on ones knees, vomiting into the said porcelain alter ?

 

[Bill Ferris]

Then there's the stuff that'll put hair on your chest.

I liked to add to that: or take off, depending !

 

[Mr Boochie]

Then there's the stuff that'll put hair on your chest.

Especially if the product applies to women.

 

[spicer]

Dirty dime, used to hear it for off brand gas stations, cheap gas and cigarettes, cigs, and no service, facilities or attends. Glass window dog house for paying.

 

[Mr Boochie]

Dirty dime, used to hear it for off brand gas stations, cheap gas and cigarettes, cigs, and no service, facilities or attends. Glass window dog house for paying.

Is "dirty dime" to gas stations, like "sloppy seconds" is to...

 

[55Redneck]

"Driving the porcelain bus."

Talking to Ralph on the big white phone.