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This crime should have been left to the fish police to examine.


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The best quote from the article...

"The judge ordered Fite to stay away from Harris, but said he could have contact with fish."

Poor fish. :no:
 

Now that's some funny stuff.:D

Is it me or does this seem a bit odd also:

"Prosecutor Eric Zimmerman told Judge Eric Bergstrom that Harris plans to get a memorial tattoo of the fish and wanted Fite to pay for it. Bergstrom, however, declined to make Fite pay restitution for the tattoo."

I mean just a bit.
 

Perfect. :D

Now that's some funny stuff.:D

Is it me or does this seem a bit odd also:

"Prosecutor Eric Zimmerman told Judge Eric Bergstrom that Harris plans to get a memorial tattoo of the fish and wanted Fite to pay for it. Bergstrom, however, declined to make Fite pay restitution for the tattoo."

I mean just a bit.

Something tells me we're dealing with the sort of people I have in court every week.
 
Police- "why'd you kill the fish?"

perp- "Just for the halibut."

layer- "Clam up!"

Police- "You're in reel trouble, fella"

perp- "yeah, I was being shellfish"

layer- "Stop baiting my client!"

Police- "you got yourself in one heck of a pickrel."

perp- "I was sad, our love was floundering"

lawyer- "It was an act commited in a fit of passion- the defendant was upset because a neighbor gave her crabs!"

Police- "furthermore, you'll be charged with spearheading a fast getaway"

perp- "I just needed some time to think, a break to tide me over"

lawyer- "my client made no hasty getaway- he left the scene atca snails pace!"

police- "just wait to the scales of justice get ahold of him"

perp- "holey mackerel!"

lawyer- "you harbor hostility towards my client"

police- "you lawyers are all bottom feeders...."
 
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