I'm also not going to say it but the funniest incident I saw happened at a coastal resort where I have property. I was standing talking to a local when we saw two ladies getting into their respective cars and and both reversed out of their parking places on opposite sides of the street and.....whacked each other's cars in the rear.
Months later, I attended a Small Claims Court case as an interested party and to my surprise, one of the cases before the presiding officer was that of the two worthy ladies - each accusing the other of negligence.
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