• Please note that there are a few updates and clarifications made in the Audiokarma Rules, mostly relating to advertising and the addition of the new "Paying it Forward" & "Giving back" forums in the AudioKarma Audio Marketplace section.

Sweet Spot Too Close to the Speakers

OK, I reckon you do the following:

  1. Throw all dat fake tribal ornament chit in the fireplace and burn it (or if it's one of those pretend fireplaces- make a bonfire in the yard)- it's all going to fall off the walls and shelves and land on your gear when you turn it up loud in any case.
  2. Do the same with all those pictures- trust me, they do a lot of damage when they fall on a turntable.
  3. Wall mount the panel over the fireplace and throw out that cabinet.
  4. Get rid of everything else except the Eames Chair, the rug and maybe that glass coffee table (you need somewhere to put your beer and snacks)
  5. Pull the Gallos out 4 feet from the wall, 8-10ft apart, either side of the fireplace.
  6. Put all your gear on that low unit or buy sumpin' nice for the gear to sit on.
  7. Put a nice compact glass doored beer fridge in the corner (you know those ones with lights inside) and fill it with BEER. lots of BEER.
  8. Go buy some big-ass amps with meters on them.
  9. Invite all your mates over to drink beer and play some tunes.
  10. (optional- maybe ask the wife first) Install a stripper pole.
:)
 
Last edited:
Back
Top Bottom