restorer-john
Addicted Member
OK, I reckon you do the following:

- Throw all dat fake tribal ornament chit in the fireplace and burn it (or if it's one of those pretend fireplaces- make a bonfire in the yard)- it's all going to fall off the walls and shelves and land on your gear when you turn it up loud in any case.
- Do the same with all those pictures- trust me, they do a lot of damage when they fall on a turntable.
- Wall mount the panel over the fireplace and throw out that cabinet.
- Get rid of everything else except the Eames Chair, the rug and maybe that glass coffee table (you need somewhere to put your beer and snacks)
- Pull the Gallos out 4 feet from the wall, 8-10ft apart, either side of the fireplace.
- Put all your gear on that low unit or buy sumpin' nice for the gear to sit on.
- Put a nice compact glass doored beer fridge in the corner (you know those ones with lights inside) and fill it with BEER. lots of BEER.
- Go buy some big-ass amps with meters on them.
- Invite all your mates over to drink beer and play some tunes.
- (optional- maybe ask the wife first) Install a stripper pole.
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