The first record I intended to buy was Kiss - Love Gun. I was a child of the late-70s, early 80s, what can I say?
Why do I say intended? Well, I used to get the astronomical sum of one single dollar a week for my allowance. Back in the mid-70s records typically cost around 6 to 7 bucks. So I saved up my allowance for seven weeks...an eternity as I recall.
My grandmother was over when I got that final dollar. She was even kind enough to let me know that she was going to the store, I think it was called Caldors. I lived in rural Connecticut at the time and hardly ever got to go to town...so being young, I jumped at the chance and quickly handed her my seven bucks. Thoughts of rocking out with my broom on the back porch pretending to Ace Frehley were running through my head. Even more thoughts of the cardboard and paper "Love Gun" were in there too.
So my grandmother got to the store and asked the guy behind the counter where she could find this band called Kiss and the album Love Gun. He takes her over to the display and she takes one look at it and realizes what I want. I am like seven or eight and I wanted an "Acid Rock" album as they called it back then. She wasn't going to have any of it. But knowing that I would get it if she gave me my money back, she hatched a plan, she asked the guy behind the counter, what can I get him that instead?
Well thankfully that guy behind the counter looked out for me and suggested a cute looking album with a baby climbing up into an attic full of toys. It was harmless, it was adorable, it was in my grandmothers mind exactly what I should have instead of Acid Rock.
The album that my grandmother brought home was Aerosmith - Toys in the Attic. She proudly handed it to me and recounted the story of what went down and man I was pissed! I had no idea who the hell this Aerosmith was and why would I want an album with a baby butt on it with a bunch of toys?
After she left, I decided to put it on my record player. I had nothing else to play anyway and I instantly fell in love with the whole album. It had adult subject matter, it had naughty things happening, I would even say it rocked!
To this day I still love Toys in the Attic...and ironically, I still don't own a copy of Love Gun...