Why do birds do this?

[www.records]

Is it because their pecker is on their face? Maybe it's because their brains are the size of a bean? Are carnivorous birds more likely to behave like this more so than herbivores? Have birds ever seen a Bigfoot? Why do birds poop so often? Why do they always have diarrhea? Should the govt. provide free vetcare to all birds in America? Are there other birds that taste like chicken?

Maybe someone could get $10M grant to do a study on these birds to see exactly what their motives are.

 

[Alobar]

I knew an old guy once who wore a beaver skin hat in the winter. Had an owl swoop down out of a tree and take the thing right off his head!

 

[teal'c]

They want to be friends, but are too shy to start the conversation.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

He he I'll have that tune in my head for a while now .
Btw, I was just saying to wifey that I hadn't seen any posts from you for a while. So glad you're back.

Watch the Muppets' version on youtube. Funny stuff.

I am staying in a motel with hoaky wifi and work a whacky schedule. I show up when I can. I miss all of my dear friends here when I can't get in.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I knew an old guy once who wore a beaver skin hat in the winter. Had an owl swoop down out of a tree and take the thing right off his head!

I don't think the hummingbirds here are that kind of threat,
but that hawk... pause for thought.