⋱⋱ The Ridiculous Fictitious AK Thread game/Last Word

[tybrad]

This one uses the LAST word of the prior post.
Some ridiculous made-up post title that could appear on AK, but does not actually.




How do I change my tuner dial lamps to flicker flame bulbs?

 

[highvoltage_]

Bulbs have to be changed when they go out, but do you really have to plant them to get them to grow again?

 

[bobsvinyl]

Again I ask for help; my ultrasonic washer has ruined the cassettes I placed in it.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

It appears that rogue infinity has not reported for pluxification

 

[highvoltage_]

Pluxification only occurs once in a lifetime, therefore it is hard to obtain meaningful data.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Data: Your favorite Star Trek:The Next Generation character?

 

[old_tv_nut]

Character formatting on a Seiko calculator wristwatch?

 

[Christian B]

Wristwatch Strap - Leather or Metal?

 

[Hyperion]

Metal can be recycled forever, so they say.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Say, has anyone ever started a thread about comparing cables or am I the first?

 

[Mr.Jim]

First item for my new system is cables

 

[Mystic]

Cables.Best.Ever.

 

[Hyperion]

Ever seen anyone happy with Bell Wire?

 

[SimplerTimes]

Wire nuts help keep my electrical work from shorting.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Shorting out my whole neighborhood when I plug in my DIY tube amp. Any ideas?

 

[MuseChaser]

Ideas for magnetically impregnated adhesive to help pull the electrons up the speaker cable from the last Nordost Sort Lift cable support to my amp, and keep interconnect and speaker connections secure?

 

[SimplerTimes]

Secure speaker connections ensure that the signal reaches the speaker with little to no variations.

 

[highvoltage_]

Variations on a theme, do different colored wires affect sound quality?

 

[SimplerTimes]

Quality, not quantity has long been my mantra.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Mantra about the speakers being the "most important part of the system" is ridiculous.