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1:00 AM Chickendancin' Polka With The Cat

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Christine gets home from work 'round midnight from her second-shift nursing job, and then it takes awhile to wind down. Jumper sleeps in my lap while she is away, but when mama gets home it's time to play for as much as an hour. Usually that involves chasing a length of string dangling from a long stick, but every now and again I feel like seeing a floor show.

All I have to do is press play on some polka. Now, I've never been much of a polka fan, but Christine and her 12 Polish siblings listened to Big Joe's Polka Show on the radio at family/friends gatherings each weekend back when. She is well-known throughout the county in Nebraska for her chicken dance.

So while she and Jumper's diurnal rhythms are peaking 'round midnight, all I have to do is put on the polka to watch grandma dance with the cat. It is quite a sight. Christine's approach is completely lacking in grace, rhythm or style; the secret to her success is a completely unselfconscious exuberance. Well, maybe we can give her some style points for that, but her dance does not resemble any poultry moves I've ever witnessed.

Funny thing is that even though Jumper has mad skills of dexterity and balance, he learned all his dance moves from Christine. 'Tis a rare thing to witness two creatures perform who are the world's worst within each one's respective genus and species at the activity in question. Both focus their entire energy and concentration upon the task as she laughs aloud with joy, and I laugh aloud with the same. It's just wonderfully horrible.

No, I've never cared much for polka. I listen to several hours of music each day; today was mostly a jazz day for me. However, I can't really say I enjoyed it more than tonight's polka; I guess it was the skillful floor show that won me over.
 
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You need to travel up to the Czech Hall in OKC with the Wife and Cat. I'd pay good money to see them dance on that old wood floor with the model T springs under it. :D

Mark Gosdin
 
What we really get out of this, is the coming together of the family after a long day.

Everyone gathers together in the common area, puts down the day's work and troubles, and celebrates a bond that makes for laughing and dancing.

Pictures if you wish but I already have the images of something really special. It is a beautiful thing.
 
Sounds like fun. And although Polka isn't something I listen to, I would rather listen to it than hip slop any day of the week. :yes:
 
Best I can do is may cat hates everything but classical and makes it know if the wrong music is playing for her. Also, she has a preferences from the Klipsch Heresy IIs in their current state. When the KLH are playing she is not happy. She accepts to Wharfedales but when the HIIs are playing she jumps on her private chair and lays down and goes to sleep. Dancing would be beneath her; public signs of affection are strictly reserved to when she wants to eat.
 
mgosdin said:
You need to travel up to the Czech Hall in OKC with the Wife and Cat. I'd pay good money to see them dance on that old wood floor with the model T springs under it.

Mark Gosdin

Model T springs? Really? The hall open and in use?

What we really get out of this, is the coming together of the family after a long day.

Everyone gathers together in the common area, puts down the day's work and troubles, and celebrates a bond that makes for laughing and dancing.

Pictures if you wish but I already have the images of something really special. It is a beautiful thing.

Sometimes imagination provides the best pictures; this is likely one of those times.

http://www.clevelandstyle.com/

The Cleveland Polka Hall of Fame - I bet you didn't know that there was a style of polka called the Cleveland Polka....

:D

Who knew? Leave it to Cleveland.

Best I can do is may cat hates everything but classical and makes it know if the wrong music is playing for her. Also, she has a preferences from the Klipsch Heresy IIs in their current state. When the KLH are playing she is not happy. She accepts to Wharfedales but when the HIIs are playing she jumps on her private chair and lays down and goes to sleep. Dancing would be beneath her; public signs of affection are strictly reserved to when she wants to eat.

As a Heresy lover, I just have to say, "Smart cat with impeccable taste."

We need more people like that in this world. Exuberance is mightily lacking in this country.

This mold broken.
 
Video camera and record it for posterity and the AK fans of crazy wives and crazy cats.
 
+1 for a Video, happiness like that is something to share.

Model T springs? Really? The hall open and in use?

It was when we lived there, about a mile and 1/2 from it, but that was in the early 80's, a looong time ago. It was our local polling station. I remember almost bouncing across the floor to get to the voting booth, a truly odd experience.

Mark Gosdin
 
I went to high school in Ripon, Ca., and just outside the city limits was the San Joaquin Valley Swiss Hall. They had dances every month or so, and the only music was traditional Swiss, which meant Polkas and Schottische.

Needless to say, Swiss girls are fun to dance with (you hold on to them the whole time), so if you wanted to have a good time, you had to learn to "dance the dance"

The hall is still there, but the traditional Swiss dances are few and far between, from what I hear.

Long Live The Polka!!!!:thmbsp:
 
Christine gets home from work 'round midnight from her second-shift nursing job, and then it takes awhile to wind down. Jumper sleeps in my lap while she is away, but when mama gets home it's time to play for as much as an hour. Usually that involves chasing a length of string dangling from a long stick, but every now and again I feel like seeing a floor show.

All I have to do is press play on some polka. Now, I've never been much of a polka fan, but Christine and her 12 Polish siblings listened to Big Joe's Polka Show on the radio at family/friends gatherings each weekend back when. She is well-known throughout the county in Nebraska for her chicken dance.

So while she and Jumper's diurnal rhythms are peaking 'round midnight, all I have to do is put on the polka to watch grandma dance with the cat. It is quite a sight. Christine's approach is completely lacking in grace, rhythm or style; the secret to her success is a completely unselfconscious exuberance. Well, maybe we can give her some style points for that, but her dance does not resemble any poultry moves I've ever witnessed.

Funny thing is that even though Jumper has mad skills of dexterity and balance, he learned all his dance moves from Christine. 'Tis a rare thing to witness two creatures perform who are the world's worst within each one's respective genus and species at the activity in question. Both focus their entire energy and concentration upon the task as she laughs aloud with joy, and I laugh aloud with the same. It's just wonderfully horrible.

No, I've never cared much for polka. I listen to several hours of music each day; today was mostly a jazz day for me. However, I can't really say I enjoyed it more than tonight's polka; I guess it was the skillful floor show that won me over.

Thank you for that recounting of the nights events.
I can't recall reading a more enjoyable post in my time here at AK. Thats quite a gift you have given.
 
Model T springs? Really? The hall open and in use?

+1 for a Video, happiness like that is something to share.

It was when we lived there, about a mile and 1/2 from it, but that was in the early 80's, a looong time ago. It was our local polling station. I remember almost bouncing across the floor to get to the voting booth, a truly odd experience.

Mark Gosdin

Yukon, OK is part of the OKC Metro area; from the Yukon Czek Hall website:

"108 Years and Still Going Strong...

In 1899, the members of Lodge Sokol Karel Havlicek and WFLA Lodge Jan Zizka No. 67 joined together and built a hall where Czech people could meet and socialize. In 1901, the Yukon Czech Hall was built on land donated by local Czech immigrants. The building is recognized as a State and National Historic Site.

Since its beginning, the Yukon Czech Hall has been the center of Czech-American culture in Oklahoma as well as serving as a social center and meeting place for non-Czech residents of the surrounding community. Over the years, Yukon Czech Hall has hosted lodge meetings, weddings, anniversary parties, family reunions, Czech plays, Czech language classes, and polka dances. For additional rental information please see our rental page and our Calendar page.

A polka dance has been held at Yukon Czech Hall every Saturday night since 1930, and this continues today! The dances are run by the voluntary efforts of the members of the two aforementioned lodges and are always open to the general public. The two polka bands in the area, Masopust Polka Band and the Bohemian Knights, play for the dances. Additionally polka bands traveling from other states will occasionally play for a dance when they are on tour."


No mention is made of a sprung dance floor, but pictures of the hall reveal a nice-looking hardwood floor. Maybe we'll go 'czek' it out some Saturday night after I get a wheelchair; I'd bet it's fun.

To those who keep mentioning videos I have this to opine: One of the cool things about life and intimacy is that the Good Lord reserves some sights for your eyes only. Besides, as I mentioned previously, I'm a believer in the imagination sometimes bettering reality. We use our eyes too much in today's culture, and our imaginations too little, imo. More reading and less watching provides many benefits - and texting doesn't count. (That last bit is a general comment on society today, not directed towards any of the erudite AK membership.)

Thanks for the kind words, bobaloniny.
 
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Yukon, OK is part of the OKC Metro area; from the Yukon Czek Hall website:

"108 Years and Still Going Strong...

In 1899, the members of Lodge Sokol Karel Havlicek and WFLA Lodge Jan Zizka No. 67 joined together and built a hall where Czech people could meet and socialize. In 1901, the Yukon Czech Hall was built on land donated by local Czech immigrants. The building is recognized as a State and National Historic Site.

Since its beginning, the Yukon Czech Hall has been the center of Czech-American culture in Oklahoma as well as serving as a social center and meeting place for non-Czech residents of the surrounding community. Over the years, Yukon Czech Hall has hosted lodge meetings, weddings, anniversary parties, family reunions, Czech plays, Czech language classes, and polka dances. For additional rental information please see our rental page and our Calendar page.

A polka dance has been held at Yukon Czech Hall every Saturday night since 1930, and this continues today! The dances are run by the voluntary efforts of the members of the two aforementioned lodges and are always open to the general public. The two polka bands in the area, Masopust Polka Band and the Bohemian Knights, play for the dances. Additionally polka bands traveling from other states will occasionally play for a dance when they are on tour."


No mention is made of a sprung dance floor, but pictures of the hall reveal a nice-looking hardwood floor. Maybe we'll go 'czek' it out some Saturday night after I get a wheelchair; I'd bet it's fun.

To those who keep mentioning videos I have this to opine: One of the cool things about life and intimacy is that the Good Lord reserves some sights for your eyes only. Besides, as I mentioned previously, I'm a believer in the imagination sometimes bettering reality. We use our eyes too much in today's culture, and our imaginations too little, imo. More reading and less watching provides many benefits - and texting doesn't count. (That last bit is a general comment on society today, not directed towards any of the erudite AK membership.)

Thanks for the kind words, bobaloniny.

My wife reminded me of having to navigate the parked cars on the side of the ( Narrow 2 lane ) Czech Hall road on Saturday nights. The dances were popular then and it looks like they still are.

Yukon was a fun town, I remember my auto mechanic there yelling for his assistant; "Garth! Get my cheater bar!" His assistant was a skinny teenager by the name of Garth Brooks. Then there was my wife's classmate Reba ... well she left the University's choral class for Nashville.

The solid looks of that floor are deceptive, believe me. Your wife will love it. :D

Mark Gosdin
 
One of the cool things about life and intimacy is that the Good Lord reserves some sights for your eyes only.

:yes:

That is why this thread has been one of the better "feel good" moments of the last few days. It's not the sight of it, it's the intimacy behind it. This is the best that life has to offer.
 
Despite that, I still would have liked to have been a fly on the wall. :D
 
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