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A guy and his wife are at the zoo, and it's about closing time. As they are leaving, they stop by the gorilla cage, where the male gorilla takes an obvious interest in the woman. The husband suggests his wife unbutton her blouse just to see what the gorilla does. She declines, but after a little coaxing, she undoes a few buttoms. The gorilla's eyes open and he starts to jump in the cage. After a little more coaxing, the husband convinces her to bare one of her breasts, and the gorilla starts jumping faster. The husband tells her to remove her top. She is now getting a kick out of the reaction by the gorilla, and does so. The gorilla starts howling and doing backflips. Seeing that they are the only ones left at the zoo, the husband convinces his wife to get completely undressed, which she does. The gorilla goes ballistic, drooling , shaking, snd bending the bars of the cage. The husband then jumps the guard rail, undoes the latch, and opens the cage door.
The wife screams, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replies, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache!"
The wife screams, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replies, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache!"
