/|\ A~Z... Let's fill a bottomless junk drawer

[john111/LZ]

Salamander skin bikini

 

[Klappco]

Thin Red Line

 

[old_tv_nut]

Umpire's bifocals

 

[john111/LZ]

Volvo manual

 

[Christian B]

Willys CJ2A shift knob, the only part left from a rusty hulk you scrapped years ago, saved because someday you might find another Jeep to attach it to.

 

[john111/LZ]

Xtra large pantaloons

 

[elcoholic]

You’re mama

 

[Klappco]

Zippo Lighter Flint

 

[old_tv_nut]

Ant bait

 

[john111/LZ]

Battered bow tie

 

[Christian B]

Cat toy spares, for when all the toys in play end up under the furniture.

 

[old_tv_nut]

(A) Dibble (for planting the spring garden)

 

[john111/LZ]

Ephedrine-naturally harvested but now as dry as a witches cat

 

[Klappco]

Flimsy Lawn Chair

 

[john111/LZ]

Gurning championship certificate

 

[Christian B]

Hang gliding instruction book taped to the remains of a hang glider.

 

[john111/LZ]

Icelandic sun tan lotion

 

[bobsvinyl]

Jackalope postcard.

 

[john111/LZ]

Khaki y fronts

 

[old_tv_nut]

Lotion bottle pump, no longer pumps anything