Almost a Famous Quotation

[bobsvinyl]

I did a search of the "Almost" game threads and didn't see this one yet. Take a famous quote and twist it around a little and see what you come up with.

Examples:

"Don't fire until you see the whites of their thighs!" William Prescott

"The only thing we have to fear is beer itself." Franklin Roosevelt

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one GPS. Lao Tzu

 

[old_tv_nut]

Damn the tuxedos - full speed ahead! - Admiral David "Guy Lombardo" Farragut

 

[old_tv_nut]

Ate two, Brute'? - Julius Caesar's Pizza Pizza plaint

 

[old_tv_nut]

DNU:
Are quotes from fiction like the above OK?

 

[bobsvinyl]

DNU:
Are quotes from fiction like the above OK?

Anything goes...fiction, music, comics, etc.

 

[Blowed Fuse]

A tie for a tie and a boot for a boot

 

[bobsvinyl]

You miss 100 percent of the shots you never drink. Wayne Gretzky

 

[bobsvinyl]

Someone’s wearing shades today because someone developed sunglasses a long time ago. Warren Buffett

 

[old_tv_nut]

I have nothing to offer but Blood, Sweat and Tears; and Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young - Winston Churchill

 

[old_tv_nut]

"Tomato and tomato and tomato
Sleeps in this lettuce base
From day to day.
Out, out damned rot!"
- Lady MacBeth, complaining about the salad bar.

 

[Hyperion]

If your brains were dynamite it could blow you head clean off, feel lucky punk?

 

[gberchin]

Tube, or not tube? That is the question.

 

[highvoltage_]

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the burning house. - Harry Truman

 

[old_tv_nut]

O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore ride the rodeo? A horse by any other name would smell...

 

[bobsvinyl]

"Helen is coming to breakfast." Lone Watie-The Outlaw Josey Wales

 

[bobsvinyl]

"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor?" Josey Wales- The Outlaw Josey Wales

 

[Christian B]

We have nothing to fear but gear on its shelf. FDR

 

[Mr.Jim]

Read my hips, no new Texas.

 

[turnitup]

This one comes to mind…

 

[Mr.Jim]

4 snores and 7 beers ago.....