Almost a Nursery Rhyme Game

[SuperjazzyJa]

Little Ms. Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds & Whey when along came Boris the spider who sat down beside her and scared Ms. Muffet away. Then, came a bright green, triaxle Freightliner which flattened Boris and made Ms. Muffet's day.

No, that's not me before any1 asks.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Hickory, dickory doc, the mouse ran up the clock, Bill Haley sang out and the mouse rocked around the clock.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack fell on the candle stick and never had kids, but the ladies all called him "HOT!"

 

[old_tv_nut]

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children (she obviously didn't know what to do).

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children (she obviously didn't know what to do).

...but the urological surgeon knew what to do.

 

[oldgringo]

Mary had a little lamb;
She kept it in a bucket;
And every time the lamb got out;
The 'Staffy'*** used to 'bite' it!

Cheers, og

*** It used to be 'bulldog',
before I got my current avatar!

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Mary had a little lamb with mint jelly and mashed potatoes and gravy.

 

[oldgringo]

Simple Simon
Met a 'Pie-man',
Going to the fair

Said Simple Simon
to the Pie-man,
"What have you got there"?

Said the Pie-man to Simple Simon,
"Pies yer twat".

Cheers, og

 

[bobsvinyl]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone
.But when she got there, she shaved off the dog's hair and then left the poor thing alone..

(The dog was removed from the house and Mother Hubbard was sent to a nursing home.)

 

[bobsvinyl]

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up old Charlie's snout.
Charlie blew his nose and flushed the spider out.
The spider was hurt and the pain just wouldn't pass.
so he hired a lawyer and sued old Charlie's a**.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

so he hired a lawyer and sued old Charlie's a**.

Why sue the donkey? He had nothing to do with it.

 

[oldgringo]

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead...
And when she was good,
She was very very good,
But when she was bad
She got a fur coat, jewels, a
Waterfront condo and a sports car.

Cheers, og

 

[oldgringo]

Old MacDonald Had a Charm.

Cheers, og

 

[bobsvinyl]

Willie's wee winkle sure made him frown.
He'd much rather have one that dragged upon the ground.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Wee Willie Winkle did not sleep well at night
so he would play dress up and put on mother's tights.

 

[bobsvinyl]

To market, to market to buy a cell phone
texting and texting all the way home.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Hey diddle diddle, the cat likes to piddle
on the rug in the living room.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Mary had a little lamb
a little pork, a little ham
5 bottles of Rolling Rock
and then she threw up on her socks.

 

[oldgringo]

Three deaf rats, three deaf rats,
Listen to them hum, (hmm) listen to them hum, (hmm)
They all went down to the music store
But they can’t hear a thing any more
Not even the sound of a lion’s roar
Three deaf rats, three deaf rats.
[Carolynn Cordsen and Thora Rogers]

Cheers, og

 

[bobsvinyl]

Old Humpty Dumpty sat down in a stall.
There was no TP, he gave out a call.
He tried to reach some in the stall next door.
but fell and scrambled his brains on the floor.