ckelly
Super Member
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. They multiply and your fortune grows, you retire and live off the benefits.
CORPORATE AMERICA: You have two cows. You fire one and force the other cow to prodice the equivalent of four cow’s milk. You are surprised when the cow dies of exhaustion.
JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re design them to be one tenth of the size and to produce 20 times more milk.You then create a cartoon series called “Cow-mon” and sell it to the world.
GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You do a total re-engineering so the cows now live up to 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
COLOMBIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. 18,000 soldiers to protect them, and 373 DEA agents overlooking the processYou decide to sell the cows to the drug lords to pay the soldiers. You ask the US congress for more cows.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them again and come to the conclusion you have five cows. You count them again and and think you have 42. Count again, and you have 12. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
ARGENTINE CORPORATION: You had 20,000 cows, they all belonged to Argentina, you had a large economic growth. You sell the cows and steal the money.
TALIBAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You teach them to pilot airplanes.
BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows, both are mad.
INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, you worship them.
JAMAICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, both with mouthguards – your business is weed, not cows.
CORPORATE AMERICA: You have two cows. You fire one and force the other cow to prodice the equivalent of four cow’s milk. You are surprised when the cow dies of exhaustion.
JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re design them to be one tenth of the size and to produce 20 times more milk.You then create a cartoon series called “Cow-mon” and sell it to the world.
GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You do a total re-engineering so the cows now live up to 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
COLOMBIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. 18,000 soldiers to protect them, and 373 DEA agents overlooking the processYou decide to sell the cows to the drug lords to pay the soldiers. You ask the US congress for more cows.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them again and come to the conclusion you have five cows. You count them again and and think you have 42. Count again, and you have 12. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.
ARGENTINE CORPORATION: You had 20,000 cows, they all belonged to Argentina, you had a large economic growth. You sell the cows and steal the money.
TALIBAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You teach them to pilot airplanes.
BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows, both are mad.
INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, you worship them.
JAMAICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, both with mouthguards – your business is weed, not cows.