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I hate turntables

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Yes its official. I hate turntables. I hate them. I hate them with a passion.
All hail the CD. Besides the wheel and electricity its mans greatest invention.

Thats why I have been listening to them for 3 decades.

The only one worth owning is Technics SL. Cause it just works and you dont have to spend half your life screwing with it and tons of money to make it run. No wonder they are so popular.

Years ago I fought my original turntable trying to get that POS to run again. Never did get it fixed. A BIC belt drive 960. It had been in storage for many years. It had the seized platter syndrome. It took months of soaking that thing in every kind of penetrating oil I could find, and a colossal effort just to get the platter off. Bent the cheesy stamped sheet metal spindle mount in the process.
Tedious little screws. Weird plastic cams. Tiny wires. NO INFORMATION on how it comes apart or how to fix it. New belt. New o rings. New bearings. Stripped out pulley repaired. Capacitor replaced. New cart. Finally got it running after MONTHS of work and it sounded like an acoustic fun house. All kinds of speed variation. Was it the belt? The motor? Who the H knows. All that time and money for nothing. Pulled the hammer and took aim. Couldnt do it. Back into storage it went.

I tried a couple other units with still nothing working. Belt drive = speed variation. Screw the noise. You will never notice it for all the wowowow in the music.

Gemini XL1800. Metal platter, direct drive. Cheap plastic everything else. Threw that one right out the window and took a hammer to it. Fixed.

Pulled out an old $5 yard sale Technics SL-Q2 threw an ortofon concorde in it and wala. Perfection. Sounds better than anything I have had lately and it works. Wow! Amazing! Its in my 80's system and working to this day with zero issues ever. Total price? $105. $5 for the table, and $100 for the cart.

Recently I said I wanted to get into vinyl, looking at some of the table setups on here is like looking at a restored classic car through a plate glass window. Too bad owning a turntable is just like that. Spend half your life working on it, a lot of money. Just to enjoy it maybe once or twice a year. Then it breaks again. And sits around puking fluids everywhere and making you feel like crap every time you see it.

I missed out on a Sota Star Sapphire, and A Oracle Delphi. And honestly, I am glad I did. The Sota owner wasnt happy with his purchase, and who knows where the Oracle went. Probably back into a box under someones bed for another 10 years cause it dont freakin work!!

Enter the JVC QL-5. Bought it cheap knowing it needed work. The base was water damaged and pretty much no good. The cheap particle board took on water and warped up too bad to be repaired. OK I can work with wood. I'll make a new base (plinth). Downloaded the manual. Nowhere in there does it say how to get the drive unit out. No where does it say how to get the platter off. An hour searching the web says pull up on the platter and hit the spindle with a hammer! Now here is a process I know!! Well what do you know. It came off. Drive unit has 9 wood screws holding it from the top. Its out. How hard would it have been to put this in the repair manual??
Tonearm. Its the original JVC Victor arm. Looks like a decent piece. Missing the arm rest and I'm fighting this thing through the whole process flopping around like a limp noodle, until I finally zip tied it down and out of my way. Now the tiny nearly invisible hair like wires that lead to the tonearm. Nope. I'm not doing it. Screw that arm, and the water logged base. The base I can make. I will just have to get a new arm. Something without those effing wires to screw with.
Freakin tedious hair pulling BS working on a TT. No way its worth it.
Rather get a shot in my rear end.
 
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No one has accused turntables of being perfect. It could be the most imperfect of hi fi equipment.

What good turntables can be is precise; Precise in operation, record tracking, tonearm movement, platter speed, etc. Great turntables are also pleasing to the eye, and have great sound reproduction.

This is the perplexing thing: Based on my experience, the CD will have a wider sonic range, and a cleaner sound (with the absence of vinyl pops, crackling, etc.). However, for another strange reason, vinyl somehow has a sound that is unique; Vinyl is incredibly talented with vocals, percussion, strings, and IMO it produces a more "live" sound quality than a CD or digital source. I'm not saying that vinyl is superior, but its different. Similarly with digital, as it has attributes that can be wider than vinyl, yet I stop short of calling digital superior to analog IMO.
 
Someone gave me a 6 disc Sony CD changer last week. It doesn't work; the right channel cuts in and out. Now I need to figure out if it is worth the bother, time and possible expense to get it working again.

That experience didn't send me into a rage, nor start hating all CD players.
 
Seems to me the problem is getting used turntables that were cheaply built or are outright projects. As far as the JVC you might as well find someone that can wire in the arm and give it a maintenance pass seeing as you've gone through the trouble of making a plinth and call it a day. Or just sell it with the new plinth as parts and repair and recoup some money.
 
For what it's worth, the inconvenience of vinyl is one of the things that draws me to it. I'm forced to be more involved in the playing of music, I'm forced to listen to entire albums rather than skipping around to the radio jams... I can understand not liking the effort required and seeing it as an inconvenient waste. I'm not sure I can understand declaring this opinion to an explicit turntable forum, but c'est la vie.
 
Someone gave me a 6 disc Sony CD changer last week. It doesn't work; the right channel cuts in and out. Now I need to figure out if it is worth the bother, time and possible expense to get it working again.

That experience didn't send me into a rage, nor start hating all CD players.
Not to derail such an insightful thread, but as an Appalachian-American are you at all a fan of Appalachian Black Metal? I've been spinning a bit of Twilight Fauna's new album of late and it kicks a lot of rear.
 
For what it's worth, the inconvenience of vinyl is one of the things that draws me to it. I'm forced to be more involved in the playing of music, I'm forced to listen to entire albums rather than skipping around to the radio jams... I can understand not liking the effort required and seeing it as an inconvenient waste. I'm not sure I can understand declaring this opinion to an explicit turntable forum, but c'est la vie.

Yeah I don't mind the inconvenience of stuff like making adjustments and setting the arm or just letting an album play. The only situation that kind of sucks is the belt on my Marantz 6100 gave up the ghost and I'm having to wait for a replacement to arrive.
 
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Yes its official. I hate turntables. I hate them. I hate them with a passion.
All hail the CD. Besides the wheel and electricity its mans greatest invention.

Thats why I have been listening to them for 3 decades.

The only one worth owning is Technics SL. Cause it just works and you dont have to spend half your life screwing with it and tons of money to make it run. No wonder they are so popular.

Years ago I fought my original turntable trying to get that POS to run again. Never did get it fixed. A BIC belt drive 960. It had been in storage for many years. It had the seized platter syndrome. It took months of soaking that thing in every kind of penetrating oil I could find, and a colossal effort just to get the platter off. Bent the cheesy stamped sheet metal spindle mount in the process.
Tedious little screws. Weird plastic cams. Tiny wires. NO INFORMATION on how it comes apart or how to fix it. New belt. New o rings. New bearings. Stripped out pulley repaired. Capacitor replaced. New cart. Finally got it running after MONTHS of work and it sounded like an acoustic fun house. All kinds of speed variation. Was it the belt? The motor? Who the H knows. All that time and money for nothing. Pulled the hammer and took aim. Couldnt do it. Back into storage it went.

I tried a couple other units with still nothing working. Belt drive = speed variation. Screw the noise. You will never notice it for all the wowowow in the music.

Gemini XL1800. Metal platter, direct drive. Cheap plastic everything else. Threw that one right out the window and took a hammer to it. Fixed.

Pulled out an old $5 yard sale Technics SL-Q2 threw an ortofon concorde in it and wala. Perfection. Sounds better than anything I have had lately and it works. Wow! Amazing! Its in my 80's system and working to this day with zero issues ever. Total price? $105. $5 for the table, and $100 for the cart.

Recently I said I wanted to get into vinyl, looking at some of the table setups on here is like looking at a restored classic car through a plate glass window. Too bad owning a turntable is just like that. Spend half your life working on it, a lot of money. Just to enjoy it maybe once or twice a year. Then it breaks again. And sits around puking fluids everywhere and making you feel like crap every time you see it.

I missed out on a Sota Star Sapphire, and A Oracle Delphi. And honestly, I am glad I did. The Sota owner wasnt happy with his purchase, and who knows where the Oracle went. Probably back into a box under someones bed for another 10 years cause it dont freakin work!!

Enter the JVC QL-5. Bought it cheap knowing it needed work. The base was water damaged and pretty much no good. The cheap particle board took on water and warped up too bad to be repaired. OK I can work with wood. I'll make a new base (plinth). Downloaded the manual. Nowhere in there does it say how to get the drive unit out. No where does it say how to get the platter off. An hour searching the web says pull up on the platter and hit the spindle with a hammer! Now here is a process I know!! Well what do you know. It came off. Drive unit has 9 wood screws holding it from the top. Its out. How hard would it have been to put this in the repair manual??
Tonearm. Its the original JVC Victor arm. Looks like a decent piece. Missing the arm rest and I'm fighting this thing through the whole process flopping around like a limp noodle, until I finally zip tied it down and out of my way. Now the tiny nearly invisible hair like wires that lead to the tonearm. Nope. I'm not doing it. Screw that arm, and the water logged base. The base I can make. I will just have to get a new arm. Something without those effing wires to screw with.
Freakin tedious hair pulling BS working on a TT. No way its worth it.
Rather get a shot in my rear end.
A very entertaining post!

I'm just wondering though, if you hate turntables, why do you deal with them at all? If I hated something that much, I'd avoid it like the plague.
 
Maybe you shouldn't buy junk and trashed tables and expect it to be a gem?

^^^ THIS EXACTLY--quit expecting ANYTHING that you pick up for a couple bucks at a yard sale/flea market/thrift shop to work like it did "new"--regardless of what level it was considered "back in the day". It doesn't work that way--there is a reason that it is only a couple bucks. You wouldn't go buy a 20 year-old car with 350K miles on it with no maintenance records, that has been stored in an unheated barn for the last 5 years, and expect it to drive like something new off the lot--or maybe he would?
 
I end up with malfunctioning Garrard record changers from time to time. Its what many would consider junk, and since they never work after 50 years they are arguably trashed as well. I find the process of making them run and look good again to be somewhat therapeutic. I usually can make them run too.
 
I love my music and collect mainly original pressings. They are all on vinyl... After 35 years of passion I got accustom to them "imperfect" records and my phono gear only improved through the decades bit by bit. And I never liked CD's... More so now than before... I don't even own a CD player anymore. Crapy sound on the net is all the digital I need. The digital sound is "cold, metallic and less dynamic" in comparison I hear. Different folks, different strokes.
 
Bet you couldn't hate this one

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I've fixed 6 or 7 BIC turntables, and none took longer than a few hours to get up and running. DIY is not for everybody. Fortunately, there are *new* turntables that pretty much just run out of the box.

Even in the best of circumstances, some futzing is necessary, though. Whether that is a big deal is up to the individual.
 
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