It's the "Put A Smile On Your Face" thread, please contribute
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SolderIron
Addicted Member
Sucks keep getting reminded all the time you are good for a spare since childhood. Can't be healthy.
They should have enforced name of prince and baron with punishment on deviation.
Modlin
Super Member
Remote border crossing, little traffic, single booth with a border/customs agent...
Older fellow rides up to the crossing on his bicycle
He has 2 big bags hanging on the rear rack
-What's in those bags?
-Sand
-Sand?...I want to see it
Agent empties both bags...all he finds is sand...puts sand back into bags...lets the guy go
The following week, the same fellow rides up on his bicycle to the same crossing...same bags...same agent
-What's in those bags?
-Sand
-Sand?...I want to see it
Agent empties both bags...all he finds is sand...puts sand back into bags...lets the guy go
The following week, the same fellow rides up on his bicycle to the same crossing...same bags...same agent
-What's in those bags?
-Sand
-Sand?...I want to see it
..etc etc...
The following week, the same fellow rides up to the same crossing...same deal...
Agent - stop!
Hold on...I presume you have sand again in those bags, right?
Yes sir
OK...I will make a deal with you - I swear, I will let you in, but please tell me wtf are smuggling?
Bicycles
Older fellow rides up to the crossing on his bicycle
He has 2 big bags hanging on the rear rack
-What's in those bags?
-Sand
-Sand?...I want to see it
Agent empties both bags...all he finds is sand...puts sand back into bags...lets the guy go
The following week, the same fellow rides up on his bicycle to the same crossing...same bags...same agent
-What's in those bags?
-Sand
-Sand?...I want to see it
Agent empties both bags...all he finds is sand...puts sand back into bags...lets the guy go
The following week, the same fellow rides up on his bicycle to the same crossing...same bags...same agent
-What's in those bags?
-Sand
-Sand?...I want to see it
..etc etc...
The following week, the same fellow rides up to the same crossing...same deal...
Agent - stop!
Hold on...I presume you have sand again in those bags, right?
Yes sir
OK...I will make a deal with you - I swear, I will let you in, but please tell me wtf are smuggling?
Bicycles
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squirrelnest
Lunatic Member
squirrelnest
Lunatic Member
Jnevill
Super Tweeter
I dunno if this will make you smile or not, but a few years back I was in the living room on my Ipad, I got up to use the facilities then go fill my water bottle. On my way from the bathroom to the kitchen, I looked over at my Ipad and saw the creepiest damn face looking out at me. Obviously it was just the dirt from my fingerprints, but day-yum.
crazy-in-az
Uhhhh....
Mr Creosote
Super Member
Splatter Pak
High-End Scrounger
Or, as I say in my sig, they hum because they don't know the words.
Me thinks it's mom who doesn't understand jokes.
