It's the "Put A Smile On Your Face" thread, please contribute
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I once made the mistake of listening to Living Sacrifice first thing in the morning. I got pulled over for doing 70 mph in a 60 zone. Thankfully, it was December 24 and I was given a verbal warning. The song playing was "American Made" which is approximately 2 billion times faster than "Barracuda", so thankfully and surprisingly, I wasn't going faster.
A newspaper report says a private school in Washington recently ran into an unusual problem.
A few of the 12-year-old girls had started wearing lipstick and putting it on in the restrooms.
That was fine, but after applying it, they pressed their lips to the mirror and left dozens of tiny lip prints behind.
Every evening, the janitor scrubbed the prints away, and every morning the girls made sure the mirror was covered again.
In the end, the headmistress decided something had to be done.
She gathered all the girls in the restroom and waited there with the janitor.
She explained that the lip prints were a big problem for him, since he had to clean every mirror each evening.
To show them how hard the job really was, she asked the janitor to demonstrate.
He picked up a long-handled squeegee, dipped it deep into the toilet, and used it to wipe the mirror.
Since then, there hasn’t been a single lip print on the mirror.
There are teachers, and then there are educators...
A few of the 12-year-old girls had started wearing lipstick and putting it on in the restrooms.
That was fine, but after applying it, they pressed their lips to the mirror and left dozens of tiny lip prints behind.
Every evening, the janitor scrubbed the prints away, and every morning the girls made sure the mirror was covered again.
In the end, the headmistress decided something had to be done.
She gathered all the girls in the restroom and waited there with the janitor.
She explained that the lip prints were a big problem for him, since he had to clean every mirror each evening.
To show them how hard the job really was, she asked the janitor to demonstrate.
He picked up a long-handled squeegee, dipped it deep into the toilet, and used it to wipe the mirror.
Since then, there hasn’t been a single lip print on the mirror.
There are teachers, and then there are educators...
Top speed of 110kph/68mph would get you killed on an Arizona interstate!
....but resistance is futile!
My ex-wife couldn't handle the fact that I like multiple versions of the same song by different artists.
Me: Check this out! Seal covering The Steve Miller Band! (Fly Like An Eagle)
Her: Seriously? Just pick one and listen to that
Me: Impossible!
Her: (roles eyes and leaves)
SolderIron
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Exactly
