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I've urinated in the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers

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However, I have to ask why would you long for DC if you were SoCal raised?
 
Never Raised the Level of ANY famous River, but DID go on a "Bull Dozer" electric fence when I was a tadpole of about 7, in 1964. Let out a War Whoop, which got my father running to me. He saw me laying, writhing in Pain on the ground, inspected me for ANY "Damage", found none, & later told me he didn't know whether to laugh at me, or Bust My Butt for puling such a Stupid Stunt. I even THINK about that little trick to this very day, & Sr. Juan Tomas STILL retracts back up inside of me as far as he can. "Bull Dozers" were about the HOTTEST electric fences you could buy back in the day- they would "Pop" weed seed pods off themselves, that were stupid enuff to grow that way. There might be a few idiots here who'd think that MIGHT be a new & Kinky way to Get One's Jollies Off, but TRUST me-You DON'T wanna DO that.
 
Sandy G said:
Never Raised the Level of ANY famous River, but DID go on a "Bull Dozer" electric fence when I was a tadpole of about 7, in 1964. Let out a War Whoop, which got my father running to me. He saw me laying, writhing in Pain on the ground, inspected me for ANY "Damage", found none, & later told me he didn't know whether to laugh at me, or Bust My Butt for puling such a Stupid Stunt. I even THINK about that little trick to this very day, & Sr. Juan Tomas STILL retracts back up inside of me as far as he can. "Bull Dozers" were about the HOTTEST electric fences you could buy back in the day- they would "Pop" weed seed pods off themselves, that were stupid enuff to grow that way. There might be a few idiots here who'd think that MIGHT be a new & Kinky way to Get One's Jollies Off, but TRUST me-You DON'T wanna DO that.
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Frannie
 
steerpike2 said:
Call me old fashioned, but I think that's vulgar.
Even if pressed by necessity to do such, one does not advertise it or take pride in such things.
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Humor is frequently vulgar and yes I agree its not for everyone.

Frannie
 
Well, 'Scuse me if I offended anyone. THAT was not my intention. I related that story in Sunday school not long after I did it-& everybody got a good chuckle out of it, which WAS my intention. About the same time, my Mama bought me a pair of white, Sunday-Go-To-Meetin' Pants, that were $12.98, as I remember. That Sunday, we went STRAIGHT to the farm, didn't stop & change clothes, or nothin'. Daddy got out, went to the barn, & I followed him. But, on the way, there was a Brand-New, Freshly Minted, rather large Cowpie.. Me, being 7 yrs old, I couldn't Help Myself, I jumped w/both feet & SPLATT !-Fresh, juicy Cowpie was ALL OVER, my new, $12.98 white dress pants.... My mama blew 2 gaskets, she threw the bleach to 'em, no dice, she took 'em to the Dry Cleaners', they STILL had a nauseating shade of Green, & every time she tried getting said Green out & it DIDN'T come out, I got my Bohunkus "Warmed Up" again.. I think my Dad kinda got a Kick out of the whole thing, but he had to act mad, 'cause Mama was SO INCENSED over it. Mama NEVER really got over that, she passed in 2008, from COPD/Emphysema, I asked her B4 she died if she was STILL mad over those Pants, she "Clouded Up" like she did when it happened. Mama was a little bitty woman, I could-And DID-pick her up & carry her on my hip by the time I was 11, 12... She'd squall, & holler, "Put Me DOWN !" & I'd just grin at her, "Aww, Winifred, HUSH !"... Man, what I wouldn't give to do THAT again, just one more time..
 
I don't know if this beats you, but on one particularly psychedelic college night in the early seventies, I pissed on "The Senator" the world largest bald cypress. We snuck into the Sanford, Florida park and jumped the fence to burn a bowl. I relieved myself after jumping the second fence around The Senator. It is amazing the stupid stuff I did and got away with in high school and college. I am still alive. You just fed the rivers and I fed the tree. Unfortunately The Senator was burned down by a crack whore who built a fire at the base of the tree one night last year. The tree was hollow and the fire made its way into the core of the tree and turned it into a giant blast furnace. Luckily the park people had taken some scions from the tree, which they have planted near The Senator's original position. The ash of the record breaking tree will provide fertilizer for the young trees.

Welcome to AK.
 
Great introduction and thank you for your service!
Recent archeological evidence suggests that the Tigris and Euphrates are two of the earliest rivers that Man pissed in......
 
steerpike2 said:
Call me old fashioned, but I think that's vulgar.
Even if pressed by necessity to do such, one does not advertise it or take pride in such things.
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It is vulgar, but yes, it was necessity, and yes again, I am proud of it and proud to advertise it. :rockon:

I'm surprised that my little "lede" has attracted so much attention. I'm actually rather meek and timid in person. I'm also a writer. :angel:
 
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