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Jessica Simpson Meltdown

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Her dad is her manager. She may be living o easy street, deep pockets and all, but I dunno if the trade-off is worth it- imagine your dad "sexy-ing" you up to be more marketable. He was also responsible for the reality show betwixt her and her former husband. Creepy.

This celebrity thing is awful funny. When Paris Hilton can be famous for being born to rich familys and performing sex acts on videotape, when it's crystal clear there's a bunch of famous actresses out there with obvious eating disorders, when mother of two Britney Spears shows off her "Baby Dropper" (and C-section scar to boot) because she's in a high-silled sportscar and not wearing underwear, when she and her mom aren't family, but BFF, when Lindsay Lohan gets photographed in her hotel room, at age 20, with a bottle of Jack and lines of Coke on the dresser, her mom right by her side, we may have an odd reality going on here.

Truly the surreal life.

I've never watched any of those shows, those celeb-reality shows, yet I know all too much about these folks. I've never watched Britney on TV, only saw Jessica perform in "Dukes of Hazard" (why I saw that turd, I dunno), never saw Paris and nicole fight on national tv, yet I know their names, I know the scandals, I can't escape the dirge of info on these folks, the dearth in their lives, their thoughts.

Who wants to be a Hilton?

Not me.
 
The hell of it is, IIRC, Chestica 'n' Flashlee Simpleton's daddy was a kind of a jakeleg Baptist preacher before he began pimpin' his daughters...
 
The whole bunch of 'em are classic examples of "celebrities"...people who are famous for being famous.
 
And no matter how you dress it,is it not pimping? Let's face it if His daughters weighed a total of 600 pounds and looked like 2 cans of crushed arseholes they wouldn't have sold a single,solitary cd

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I'd like to see Jessica sans make-up & see if she really has/had acne as bad as she claims hawking that stuff...Whatever happened to that other bint w/big yabboes who thought she could sing, Mandy Moore? She seems to have fell off the face of the earth...
 
I wonder if Janice Joplin could get a record deal nowadays. What a voice, but it's hard to argue she could appear a bit rough at times.

Nowadays it is often more packaging than substance- if you can sing just enough to pass as okay, and the producers can modulate your voice to be bearable, but you look good in vinyl or leather (or with the vinyl or leather on the floor next to your nekkidness) then you have a good chance at a record deal.

My mother is a big fan of the group "El Divo". four male "Divas" dressed in tuxes, looking like International Male or Wrangler Jeans models, produced by that guy Simon from American Idol, singing easy listening and light jazz songs operatic style. She listens to it through the Panasonic DVD player, through the television, cranked to distortion. She thinks it sounds great.

I think I need to take an asparin.
 
thedelihaus said:
I've never watched Britney on TV, only saw Jessica perform in "Dukes of Hazard" (why I saw that turd, I dunno)
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You saw it for the very same reason any other hot blooded, heterosexual male saw it. Duh....

One doesn't watch Jessica to learn the meaning of life. You watch Jessica cuz she's the ultimate fantasy pin-up girl....
 
I saw The Dukes Of hazard strictly because of the car, the stunts, and what I hoped would be even an inkling of a shadow of what the show was to me, when I was a 9 year old.

I didn't dig Catherine Bach back in those days either- Heather Thomas on Fall Guy, Farah Faucett as an Angel, and Lindsay Wagner as Bionic Woman did it for me.

Sorry, but as physically good looking as she may be, when she opens her mouth, only ugly comes out.

Not attractive to me. Not saying she's not easy on the eyes- she's got a nice look to her. But the rest of it is unattractive to me.
 
I wonder if Janice Joplin could get a record deal nowadays. What a voice, but it's hard to argue she could appear a bit rough at times.


I don't think Patsy Cline could make it today either. It's not about the voice anymore.
 
Patsy Cline

I think she'd make it today, but prolly as an independant with a huge cult following. As the old saying goes "cream always rises to the top". Patsy today may not be the star she was but she would be successful. KD lang made it big without the sexiness.

Rita Mcneil(canadian) has a great voice and a "less than fabulous body" but still she made a big career with her singing.

I will agree though that there is alot of talent out there that isn't appreciated as it shoudl be.

My 2 cents on Jessica, She's likely being pushed by alot of people. I do think she is hot though:D BTW, never saw the Dukes movie.
 
As for cream rising to the top, yes, but it seems people prefer the 2% more lately.

But good point- Tom Wait's albums seem to crack the top 30 every time one is released- and when's the last time you heard him played, besides on the 'net, college radio or NPR?

Not worth seeing that Dukes movie. A real disappointment. Except for Willy Nelson. But even Willie, he ain't no Denver Pyle (I didn't say Gomer Pyle).

As for Jessica and her sister, I wish them the best. I just don't want to watch it on the telly, or hear it on the radio, or see it planted across the ubiquitous supermarket tabloids.
 
She's a ditz. She isn't going to suddenly deditz because she is on stage. Plus, after what happened with her UBERunattractive sister on SNL, they may have figured out the easiest route to some free publicity is a "lyrics malfunction." In summary, Americans are braindead.

AS for the previous post, Janis Joplin was interesting in an amped out trainwreck sort of way. Patsy Cline had some charisma and a great smile. Remember: Ashlee Simpson is YOOO-OOO-GLEE, and has no talent, and they've still managed to package her.

I love Allison Krause's music, but I'd rather have kissed Patsy Cline, in her prime. They are both attractive in their own way, and GENUINE TALENT is very sexy. Just ask Lyle Lovett.
 
thedelihaus said:
Her dad is her manager. I dunno if the trade-off is worth it- imagine your dad "sexy-ing" you up to be more marketable. He was also responsible for the reality show betwixt her and her former husband. Creepy.
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Pimpin' ain't easy but someone's gotta do it :yes:
 
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