If you had a tractor, you would not feel that way. They're like freaking Swiss Army Knives.
(Full disclosure: I don't have one -- but I have access to a nice, mid-sized 4wd Kubota. 1000s of uses around the home and farm!)
tractorin by Mark Hardy, on Flickr
My father still has a lot of John Deere tractors that are pretty much antiques by now, but are still in service! Pretty sure he has a B (or two?), a 40, 60, 70, and probably one or two more that are that old. Especially in a winter like this, there are plenty of things to do with a tractor
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