Wigwam Jones
Caesar non supra grammati
Go here:
http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
Play this:
"Kevorkian Scarf"
And then here are the words - but listen first and then read...
PILZ-E: SO LADY WITH THE PURPLE HAIR HOW ARE YOU WITH THE LACK OF DYING AND THE DEATH AND THE NEEDLES IN THE EYES FOR RECOVERY OF FUN?
GERMAINE: I'M GETTING BETTER IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
PILZ-E: THAT'S GOOD WITH THE GETTING BETTER OF AVOIDING THE DEATH. DEATH IS GOOD TO AVOID.
GERMAINE:: QUITE
PILZ-E: WHAT'S THIS HERE WITH THE THING OF THE WEARABLE GOODNESS?
GERMAINE: IT TAKES YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE.
PILZ-E: THIS WOULD BE GOOD AS A MEDICAL SCARF FOR THE HEATING OF THE NECK IN THE COLD NIGHTS OF THE HOSPITAL HABITAT OF MAN.
GERMAINE: TAKE THAT OFF, IT'S NOT A SCARF.
PILZ-E: (BLOOD PRESSURE MACHINE GOES OFF) OH, JEEZ WITH THE CUTTING OFF OF THE AIR TO THE BRAIN. MEDICAL SCARF GONE MAD WITH THE CHOKING AND THE KILLING AND THE DEATH OF YOUR NECK WITH THE LACK OF AIR IN YOUR HEAD. (MAKES GURGLING NOISE)
GERMAINE: *SIGH*
(BLOOD PRESSURE MACHINE GOES TURNS OFF)
PILZ-E: JEEZ WITH THE MACHINE OF DEATH.... IT'S A KAVORKIAN SCARF. FOR WHEN YOU WANTS D' SUICIDE IN THE HEAD OF DEATH THROUGH SUFFOCATION OF FUN.
GERMAINE: IT'S NOT A "KAVORKIAN SCARF".... JACKASS. IT TAKES YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE.
PILZ-E: BULLSHIT. IT TAKES YOUR LIFE WITH THE STRANGLATION OF HEAD. IT'S A SUICIDE MACHINE. MAYBE I CAN SAVE THIS FOR WHEN THOSE DEPRESSANTS KICK IN.
GERMAINE: NURSE! NO MORE VISITORS!!!
PIlz-E: Oh, sad is the world....but i have Kavorkian Scarf 'Round my neck
Best,
Wiggy...feeling kinda funny today...
http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
Play this:
"Kevorkian Scarf"
And then here are the words - but listen first and then read...
PILZ-E: SO LADY WITH THE PURPLE HAIR HOW ARE YOU WITH THE LACK OF DYING AND THE DEATH AND THE NEEDLES IN THE EYES FOR RECOVERY OF FUN?
GERMAINE: I'M GETTING BETTER IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
PILZ-E: THAT'S GOOD WITH THE GETTING BETTER OF AVOIDING THE DEATH. DEATH IS GOOD TO AVOID.
GERMAINE:: QUITE
PILZ-E: WHAT'S THIS HERE WITH THE THING OF THE WEARABLE GOODNESS?
GERMAINE: IT TAKES YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE.
PILZ-E: THIS WOULD BE GOOD AS A MEDICAL SCARF FOR THE HEATING OF THE NECK IN THE COLD NIGHTS OF THE HOSPITAL HABITAT OF MAN.
GERMAINE: TAKE THAT OFF, IT'S NOT A SCARF.
PILZ-E: (BLOOD PRESSURE MACHINE GOES OFF) OH, JEEZ WITH THE CUTTING OFF OF THE AIR TO THE BRAIN. MEDICAL SCARF GONE MAD WITH THE CHOKING AND THE KILLING AND THE DEATH OF YOUR NECK WITH THE LACK OF AIR IN YOUR HEAD. (MAKES GURGLING NOISE)
GERMAINE: *SIGH*
(BLOOD PRESSURE MACHINE GOES TURNS OFF)
PILZ-E: JEEZ WITH THE MACHINE OF DEATH.... IT'S A KAVORKIAN SCARF. FOR WHEN YOU WANTS D' SUICIDE IN THE HEAD OF DEATH THROUGH SUFFOCATION OF FUN.
GERMAINE: IT'S NOT A "KAVORKIAN SCARF".... JACKASS. IT TAKES YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE.
PILZ-E: BULLSHIT. IT TAKES YOUR LIFE WITH THE STRANGLATION OF HEAD. IT'S A SUICIDE MACHINE. MAYBE I CAN SAVE THIS FOR WHEN THOSE DEPRESSANTS KICK IN.
GERMAINE: NURSE! NO MORE VISITORS!!!
PIlz-E: Oh, sad is the world....but i have Kavorkian Scarf 'Round my neck
Best,
Wiggy...feeling kinda funny today...
