Whilst idly browsing, I came across this tweak....
http://www.belt.demon.co.uk/product/quantum/quantum.html
http://www.belt.demon.co.uk/product/quantum/quantum.html
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I have never, in all my life, seen such a load of old codswallop, utter drivel, meaningless nonsense and mindnumbing rubbish :screwy: 
Check out the product index and the product images :jawdrop:
Thanks for sharing
BTW: hytiger I am in south east Herts.
John
Check out the product index and the product images :jawdrop:
Thanks for sharing
BTW: hytiger I am in south east Herts.
John
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This is the stuff I've been searching for all my life! 
Arkay
Lunatic Member
Aw, this is old hat for us physics whizzerconeheads, er, whizzes. I can whip you up some good versions of those, with extra hyper-terrestrial tweaks based on the latest intuitive hyper-quantum-kinetic frequency-tuning discoveries, for the very low price of just $1239.43 a set. You'll get three, one each for metal, wood and earth. What a bargain, compared to that other site. Fire models for people with plasma tweeters require a 40% premium above the cost of the others. Clips for living creatures like guard dogs and fussy spouses are also available by special request, but you'll have to sign a waiver form before I'll ship one of those.
One thing I noticed in that description: the acronym used to be PTB, but now it is PWB. I guess because old PTB isn't around any more; must be his great-grandson, P. William Barnum, who finds the ones born every minute, these days.
One thing I noticed in that description: the acronym used to be PTB, but now it is PWB. I guess because old PTB isn't around any more; must be his great-grandson, P. William Barnum, who finds the ones born every minute, these days.
Tangent
Sweet nightmares!
Ok, now we're serious.
What exactly are the results expected and guaranteed for 'fussy spouses'?
Sandy G
Retired Member
Elemantary, my dear Watson...If you remember the Schrodlinger's Cat paradox, where said Pusse' is both alive & dead at the same time, therefore, ipso facto non compost-heap mentis 'n' all that, obliviously, the thing transmogrifies yr grumpy disagreeable spouse into her more agreeable Schrodlinger's twin...Simple ! Ain't Quantum Fizzicks WUNNERFUL ?!?
merrylander
AK Member
I did not realize that expression - coddswallop - was still in use, strangely enough my Dad worked at the glassworks in Yorkshire where the Codd bottle was made.
toxcrusadr
Omelette au Fromage
A tremendous glob of flummery! The most inane drivel, the highest achievement of clotpolish barnaclism it has ever been my displeasure to read.
It is with me !
I recently saw a TV programme which sought to update and re-establish the credentials of such words as Codswallop with a view to updating the Oxford English Dictionary entry for it - no less. Codswallop was one of the subject words - and it was clearly associated with Codd's bottles and what was contained in them. Interesting about your Father actually working at the factory that made them - nice little link to the past.
Thanks for mentioning it,
Sorry for the off-topic post - hope nobody minds.
John
I felt a strange compulsion to wipe off my boots after reading this.
Did ya ever see the kit that improved the sound of your CD's by rubbing the outside edge with a blue marker. F...me , anyone who says all the good scams are gone just ain't thinkin hard enough.
Tangent
Sweet nightmares!
jetblack
Super Member
What he said................but if you like, I'm sure it can be purchased for a nominal fee. :yes:
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Tangent
Sweet nightmares!
The whole thing is just a joke. Someone just wanted some attention or thought it was funny. Everyone knows that, right?
I might make up an elastic band tweak. When listening to classical music, string it between your hands, stretched out. When you start nodding off - SNAP! - you're awake!
Actually that might work if I'm ever forced to go to the ballet. Hmmm....
And, sure, this is TOL. Still, the only way I'd try it is if 1) I won millions and 2) I lost my mind. Actually if I won millions I would have the most awesome stereo system..... and I'd probably loose my mind, too.
hifi_nut
Vintage? I´m vintage!
I´m not so sure. Back in the day ( 2001 - 2002 ) he got some serious attention.:scratch2:
http://www.positive-feedback.com/Issue1/beltpen.htm
