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Naughty Doctor!

THOR

THOR

Fearless Prophet
Naughty doctor


A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.

The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window.

He immediately told her to undress.

After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."
 
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Paris, 1940. Ze Nazi Supermens have come to town. This one Ayrian demigod, all 6'5" of blonde, blue-eyed sneering glory, spies this likely looking French waif, pulls her into an alleyway & does his worst (Wurst ?) to her. Strangely, she doesn't really resist. He gets up,pulls up his pants, looks down at her & sneers, "In 9 months, you vill haff a Baby ! You vill call him Adolf !!" She looks up, all disheveled,smiles sweetly & says, "In 2 weeks, you're gonna have a rash ! You can call it anything you want...."-Ober sturmunddrangenfuhrerhauptmann Sandy G.
 
"dumbkophf" sound like traffic cop...

Johny: Mommy do prostitutes have children?
Mommy: Yes Johny, where do you think all the traffic cops come from?
Johny: How do you know that?
Mommy: Thats why they are always pulling people over.... "are you my daddy?"

No offense to any real cops out there.

Gerrit
 
LOL... here's my contribution

Doc - "Hello. How can I help you?"
Man - "I've got an orange willy, doc."
Doc - "What??"
Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."
Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up....It seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?"
Man - "Not really"
Doc - "What about stress at work?"
Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"
Doc - "That sounds very stressful"
Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great - half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated"
Doc - "Umm... what about your home life? That might cause stress and turn it errr... orange"
Man - "Well, my girlfriend is a complete cow, she nags non-stop and puts me down every chance she gets"
Doc - "That sounds stressful"
Man - "Yeah, but I'm leaving her and I've never been happier."
Doc - "Umm... what about your social life?"
Man - "Social life? I don't really have time for one."
Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"
Man - "Watch porn and eat Cheezels"
 
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