Now for something completely different.....

[auralfixaton]

This is a Monty Python security incident:

Bomb disposal experts failed to see the funny side when when they rushed to disarm a suspicious object only for it to be the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch made famous by Monty Python.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1163217/Now-completely-different-Pub-closed-Monty-Python-hand-grenade.html

 

[dokblues]

Makes you wonder just how it got there?

 

[toxcrusadr]

Hilarious. I loved how they quoted the film script.

 

[Sandy G]

...With big nasty teeth...

 

[mhardy6647]

five is right out

 

[Sandy G]

Ni !

 

[Sandy G]

You tiny-minded wipers of other people's bottoms...

 

[VintInfinity]

Ni !

Nu!?

 

[Mark W.]

That Rabbit was dangerous and had to be taken out there was no choice.

Oh and as to the Holy Handgrenade I want one along with a Phaser and a Bullwhip.

 

[Sandy G]

Not too many Python lovers here, are there ?!? (grin)

 

[toxcrusadr]

Are you saying that coconuts migrate?

 

[spaceman]

I fart in your general direction.

 

[tensleep]

I fart in your general direction.

You English speaking kniggit!

Who knows the Brave Sir Robin song?

 

[spaceman]

Run away! Run away! Run away!

 

[SPL db]

None shall pass!

 

[Sandy G]

..His liver removed, his eyes gouged out, his bowels unplugged...Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin...

 

[spaceman]

'Tis but a scratch, a mere flesh wound.

 

[Sam Cogley]

Bring out your dead!

 

[Hyperion]

Brave Sir Robin
"That's enough singing for today lads....."

"How d'you know 'ees a King then" ?
"'cos he hasn't got **** all over him"

The Greatest Name in German Baroque Music

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-
fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-
apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-
grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kürstlich-himbleeisen-
bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-eine-nürnburger-
bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-
hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-
kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher
von Hautkopft of Ulm. :scratch2:

:thmbsp:

 

[toxcrusadr]

"First the spanking, and then...."