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OK, ok, ok, just please stop SHOUTING at me rooster...

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dew042 said:
I wonder what a mountain rooster looks like?
dew.
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I'M NOT SURE !!!!!!! BUT HE'S PROBABLY BIGGER THAN LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MOST ENTHUSIASTIC GUY YOU EVER MET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man..... ebay ads like that hurt my eyes. And who wants to read all that nonsensical blather ?

I did like this part though: "I JUST LOWERED THE BUY IT NOW FROM 2.75 DOWN TO 250 BUCKS JUST FOR TODAY!!!" New math ?

This one too: "....AND THE HIGHS WILL DEAFEN YOU!!!" Now there's your real testament to quality.

What a nitwit.
 
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I love the Ebay ads that use 120 size text where you have to sidescroll like 2 feet to read one line. but the excessive exclamation is just as annoying....
 
If you want a good laugh, read his ad text like the guy on the old Crazy Eddie ads would. :D
 
I BEEN LISTENING TO THEM FOR 2 WEEKS NOW AND ALL IS PERFECT.

Well golly gee gawrsh, what mo reason do I's need to buyum?


I don't think I could physically sit down and read that entire thing without having some sort of spasm. Dear god. When will people learn that 5000-word CAPITALIZED brain spills are NOT the way to sell something? :thumbsdn:
 
Jesus, I need three excederins after trying to read that.
Nice to know the technical capabilities of these fabulous speakers....." I TESTED EM OUT LOUDLY WHEN I FIRST HOOKED EMUP AND IT DIDN'T PHASE THEM AT ALL."

Crimeny.
 
One gem after another... I can't pic a favorite.


THE STICKER ON THE BACK SAYS LX-55 AND IMPEDENCE: 8OHMS, AND THE JBL INCORPORATED AND IS ALL.

NO WATTAGE ON THEM, BUT MY SONY 130 WATT PER CHANNEL DIDN'T HURT THEM I'LL SAY THAT MUCH. (kinda hard to do with an 80 ohm load (LOL)..., too bad they weren't 2ohms!)

I TESTED EM OUT LOUDLY WHEN I FIRST HOOKED EMUP AND IT DIDN'T PHASE THEM AT ALL. (This is also typically the way I test new speakers. If foam doesn't fly out and no fuses blow, then all is good)
 
Hi! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A SUPER LOUD PAIR OF JBLs! I DRINK 8 CUPS OF COFFEE EACH WITH HALF A GLASS OF SUGAR! THESE BABIES WILL BLOW YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF GUARANTEED OR I'LL WRESTLE A MONK holy wheres the tylenol
 
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I tried my very best to read that ad; I really did but I simply couldn't get beyond:

THE WOODEN CABINETS ARE 90% BUT IF I WAS GONNA KEEP EM I WOULD BUY SOME BROWN OR BLACK SPEAKER BOX CARPET FROM WWW.CRUTCHFIELD.COM FOR 32.99 AND CARPET THE BOXES IF I WERE GONNA KEEP THEM.

As Fast Eddy so eloqently put it: Oh good lord.

All of that being said, this thread has truly made my morning. Thanks.
 
dew042 said:
I wonder what a mountain rooster looks like?
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From his profile...

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I'd say he's a fisher.
 
SELL QUICKLY................SEE ALL MY OTHER ITEMS TOO OK.............................THNXXXX.........................ASHLEY...................OH MY, NEVER DREAMED THERE WOULD BE SOOO MANY WATCHERS AND PEOPLE LOOKING AT THESE SPEAKERS SO QUICKLY!!! BEEN LISTED LESS THAN 2 DAYS AND HAVE 11 WATCHERS ALREADY!!! TRUST ME, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THESE YOU BETTER GET EM BEFORE FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!! I'D SAY THEY'RE GONNA GO BEFORE THE END OF THE WEEKEND!!!!.......................DEAL FOR TODAY, SUNDAY 3/28/2009, I JUST LOWERED THE BUY IT NOW FROM 2.75 DOWN TO 250 BUCKS JUST FOR TODAY!!! IF INTERESTED I'D BE BUYING EM QUICKLY!!!!!!!.....................1 DAY TO GO......


not to mention

SOMEONE IS GONNA ZAP THESE SPEAKERS!!!!.........

Is that GOOD or BAD?
 
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