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Older than dirt...

Tony V

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'Hey Dad,' one of my kids asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'

'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. 'All the food was slow.'

'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'

'It was a place called'at home,'' I explained. 'Grandma cooked every day and when Grandpa got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'

By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table. But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figure d his system could have handled it:

Some parents NEVER owned their own house, wore Levis, set foot on a golf course, trav eled out of the country or had a credit card. In their later years they had something called a revolving charge card. The card was good only at Sears Roebuck. Or maybe it was Sears AND Roebuck. Either way, there is no Roebuck anymore. Maybe he died.

My parents never drove me to soccer practice. This was mostly because we never had heard of soccer. I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow). We didn't have a television in our house until I was 11, but my grandparents had one before that. It was, of course, black and white, but they bought a piece of colored plastic to cover the screen. The top third was blue, like the sky, and the bottom third was green, like grass. The middle third was red. It was perfect for programs that had scenes of fire trucks riding across someone's lawn on a sunny day. Some people had a lens taped to the front of the TV to make the picture look larger.

I was 13 before I tasted my first pizza, it was called 'pizza pie.' When I bit into it, I burned the roof of my mouth and the cheese slid off, swung down, plastered itself against my chin and burned that, too. It's still the best pizza I ever had.

We didn't have a car until I was 15. Before that, the only car in our family was my grandfather's Ford He called it a 'machine.'

I never had a telephone in my room. The only phone in the house was in the living room and it was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line.

Pizzas were not delivered to our home. But milk was.

All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers. I delivered a newspaper, six days a week. It cost 7 cents a paper, of which I got to keep 2 cents. I had to get up at 4 AM every morning. On Saturday, I had to collect the 42 cents from my customers. My favorite customers were the ones who gave me 50 cents and told me to keep the change. My least favorite customers were the ones who seemed to never be home on collection day.

Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. Touching someone else's tongue with yours was called French kissing and they didn't do that in movies. I don't know what they did in French movies. French movies were dirty and we weren't allowed to see them.

If you grew up in a generati on before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren. Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing.

Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?


MEMORIES from a friend:

My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old.
How many do you remember?

Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
Ignition switches on the dashboard.
Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.
Real ice boxes.
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.

Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about Ratings at the bottom.

1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (OLive-6933)
12 Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H Green Stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

I might be older than dirt but those memories are the best part of my life.
 
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Damn...I got 16 of them. Just barely older than dirt at the ripe ol' age of 41??? Crud....

Amen....some great memories.
 
Heck I knew that (22 items), last place I was consulting at the guy in charge of the projectintroduced me to the group during a conference call by saying "I won't tell you how old he is but trees don't live that long."
 
"Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
Ignition switches on the dashboard.
Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals."

One of my vehicles I drive has all them features.:thmbsp:
I only got 24.
 
I guess I am really over the hill because I got all 25. I remember the fun we had as kids "listening in" on the party line.

Here's another one some of you might remember...

Clipping playing cards to the forks on my old Western Flyer to give it a "motorcycle sound" while pedaling down the street.

I am going to look for some Geritol in the medicine cabinet...

:music:
 
What fun, I think? Great tale. I got 24,missed #8, I wasn't allowed to see the Devil's picture shows till I was older. and I secretly wanted to see a French movie a friends snobby father took him to see two towns away in the 60's, heady stuff for little stuwee, I chickened out
 
I'm 47, got 15. And I believe a few were never seen in Canada, so I could have
scored higher...

In case you wonder, I got: 2-8, 11, 14, 16, 17, 19, 23-25.

And yes, I have seen Packard cars, but I don't remember them from my childhood.

And my 87-year old mother sometimes still gives her phone number with a word
prefix (same number since 1959).
 
Another dirtball here w/ 22 of 25
How about 12 cent comic books with plastic Army men and "Sell Grit" ads??
The Beatles on Ed Sullivan
"Duck and Cover", which may be making a comeback, and ConelRad markers on the AM radios?
 
:scratch2: I think I got all of them.:scratch2: I don't remember. I'm going to read them again. Be right back.:D
 
Thanks for the memories!

We had a teevee when I was 5, only because my dad went to electronics school to learn how to repair them.

All the movie stars smoked cigarettes. And teachers didn't have first names!

Rick
 
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (OLive-6933)
Remember all but this one...Don't remember letter prefix but do remember party lines...
 
I remember 22. It's official, I'm older than dirt (54) but at least I'm in good company!:D:yes:
 
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