politics

[Fast_Eddie]

As if this thread needs it, but another harty lol!

 

[wajobu]

LOLWSMB

 

[Squonk07]

I definitely wondered what this was going to be, especially because politics is one of those forbidden topics here at AK. And from a moderator, too!

Excellent joke. I laughed out loud (like a hyena, at that).

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[merrylander]

The Haircut Story

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week." The florist was pleased and left the
shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank
you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you'
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he
tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing community service this week." The professor is very
happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card
and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and
"Becoming More Successful."

Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week." The Congressman is very happy and leaves the
shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

 

[Dan ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ]

Haw!

 

[avionic]

Politics---Latin ( poly) meaning many and (Ticks) meaning bloodsucking parasites....

 

[merrylander]

Got that from my sister up in Langley BC, all I had to do was change MP to Congressman. Seems like we all feel the same about politicians.

 

[tentoze]

Moderator Note:

This is getting close to the edge, folks.

 

[Dan ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ]

Yeah, let's not turn a joke thread into a political thread.

 

[merrylander]

****, I give up,

 

[eljr]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger'.

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about politics?' and he smiles.


'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss politics when you don't know ****?'

Good job Celt!!!!!!