Post your funny mispellings & awkward wordings from audio ads/articles/docs

[illinoisteve]

I seem to see these pretty commonly:
--the online ad with spelling that makes me chuckle
--the article or blog post with a confusing or embarrassing (for the author) misphrasing
--the manual with bemusing translation errors.

Here's a chance to share the stuff like that you've been running across. Quote the funny part, or use links when needed. Share your reaction, too, if you wish!

Let me start this with a small one I ran across today on the local CL:

"Turntavle - $325"

"But I bet it hasn't been working for a spell!" I thought.

 

[toxcrusadr]

I'm sure I'll come across something soon. In the meantime there are lots of them in the What I Learned on Craigslist thread in D&S.