AK will be going off line for the weekend, and many AK addicts will suffer severe withdrawal systems.
I predict elevated divorce rates and strange fill in projects (like plywood cutouts of fat ladies bending over appearing in yards across the nation) ... just got back from the hardware, and I have my jig saw and sprayer ready!
Fair warning ... It's also possible some actual, physical "social interaction" may occur. Take that slow ... it should all come back to you eventually.