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(So this is the story, or better - one of several stories. I was 14, Monika was 13 and she had very long brown hair, beautiful eyes, an incredibly cute face, oh my God: her lips... and she had the most beautiful big breasts I had ever seen then. I was in love with her. The first date was the last. I tried to impress her by smoking but the cigarette got in touch with her blouse and burnt a hole in her sleeve. Date finished. It took me several years to realise that she was on the one hand the girl with the nicest tits, on the other hand a person with not even the tiniest sense of humour. Her hot, SO hot figure and and some "synthetic" smiles were enough to make me blind.)
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