Prediction!

[Shominy]

Never smoked. Never interested.

TPBM uses/used tobacco dip.

 

[Te-Te]

False.

TPBM chews gum often.

 

[Shominy]

Not so much.

TPBM has faced God before (whatever that may mean to you).

 

[bobsvinyl]

True, when he asked for my autograph.

TPBM has told a joke where he screwed up the punchline.

 

[Te-Te]

Most likely True.

TPBM thinks that crazy Bob guy is a Punny son of a gun.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

True!


TPBM enjoys Bob's puns.

 

[Shominy]

True; the dude is pretty clever.

TPBM is still doing something that your wife considered annoying back in Season 1 of the marriage.

 

[Te-Te]

False I just dusted and vacuumed the entire first floor. (massive brownie points)

TPBM hates dusting and vacuuming.

 

[Dtdh]

False. Hate is too strong a word; I have dusting and vacuuming expedited though.

TPBM has literally shaken the hand of someone (relatively, nationally or world) famous.

 

[bobsvinyl]

True. Roy Lichtenstein, the Pop artist while I was in college. Nice guy.

TPBM has gotten into the wrong car in a parking lot.

 

[Shominy]

No- how is that possible?

TPBM has come out of the store only to realize they'd parked like a douche.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

True! In a hurry.... I learned some lessons about hurrying in my youth. Worst of all was hitting a rabbit that panicked and ran right under my tire. Praise God it wasn't a person. All because I overslept and hurried to work. After that, if I am going to be late, oh well.


TPBM has learned from experiences like parking badly.

No- how is that possible?

Someone had an approximately identical car to yours, didn’t lock it.....

 

[harman/kardon]

Very true.

TPBM will never ever drink and drive again.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

True, but I never did drink and drive.


TPBM always wears a seat belt in a vehicle.

 

[Shominy]

Mostly true.

TPBM was driving when when seatbelts were optional.

 

[harman/kardon]

False. I am not that old.

TPBM will not celebrate their 60th Birthday (for all the guys amongst us who are younger than 60).

 

[Shominy]

Too early to tell but will be like this year's probably; no big thing.

TPBM legitimately never thought they'd reach their current age.

 

[Quadman2]

Uh...are we talking chronological, or mental, and if the latter, I'm still reaching! No.


TPBM Would like to take part at least once, in a bathing beauty contest (interpretation is up to you!)

 

[Dtdh]

As a member of the jury? Then: false.

TPBM has spent a period longer than one day in hospital (as a patient, that is).

 

[Te-Te]

True.

TPBM carries a pocketknife.