Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
The move to the new server is done. There are some software and database maintenance updates in process. This has us passing the hat around to help out. We appreciate any donations. Seriously, even a dollar helps. The payment page may be found here - https://www.audiokarma.org/support.html
True: I have had speeding tickets, but False: I will tell how many because I really can't recall. Mind you, I 've been driving since 1977 and there have been more than a few fast cars and motorcycles in there.
TPBM has been cited for careless driving or "driving without due care and attention" and will tell us the circumstances.
True- several small boats. The saying is true.
The two happiest days of a boat owner is the day they buy it and the day they sell it.
Right now I am without a boat, but I want to get another one.
True: I have had speeding tickets, but False: I will tell how many because I really can't recall. Mind you, I 've been driving since 1977 and there have been more than a few fast cars and motorcycles in there.
TPBM has been cited for careless driving or "driving without due care and attention" and will tell us the circumstances.
I was in Florida when I came across an alligator who was having trouble laying her eggs. So I hoisted her into my rental hummer and was driving like the madman I am to the nearest A.E.M.C. (alligator emergency medical clinic) when I got pulled over by Officer Ima Fittoobetied. She was completely void of understanding since she recognized the gator who ate her brother. I was not only cited for the above charges, but also for transporting a reptile without a reptile transport license and arrested for refusing to fudderwacken, but I wasn't wearing my fudderwacken shoes.
One time in Texarkana, I walked to a convince store. It was cloudy, but not raining at all until I got a couple hundred feet from home. Then, I heard "WOOSH!" followed by a brief delay and then, I literally got completely drenched in less than 1 second! One of a number of freaky weather experiences I have had.
One time we were driving some backroads near the Texas/Louisiana border, when the skies just opened up and covered us in a downpour of biblical proportions. Had to pull over, couldn't drive because the wipers couldn't keep up. Ten minutes later it was gone and except for the wet road, you'd never have known it happened. Blue skies and sunshine.
But I digress ... TPBM would like to have some rain right now (just not that much).