Prediction!

[old_tv_nut]

Surely not! (And I won't call you Shirley.)

TPBM has used the "Don't call me Shirley" line.

 

[Shominy]

Yes.

TPBM has had moonshine- directly off of the still.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Nope.

TPBM has been to a "pick it yourself" orchard or farm.

 

[Te-Te]

Absolutely.

TPBM has had fresh apple cider donuts at an orchard.

 

[bobsvinyl]

True.

TPBM has eaten a whole pizza in one sitting when they were younger.

 

[Te-Te]

Younger?
Still do, True.


TPBM has driven across the country at least once.

 

[harman/kardon]

Yes, but it is a pretty small one.

TPBM would like to have a chat with Jay Leno about his classical cars.

 

[Shominy]

It's not even high on my low list of things to do, so no.

TPBM would jump at a chance to eat an insect, properly prepared.

 

[Eywadude]

Younger?
Still do, True.

'Atta boy!

TPBM would jump at a chance to eat an insect, properly prepared.

"In Soviet Russia, insect food jump at YOU!" Sorry, couldn't help myself.

I don't know about jumping at the chance, but yeah, it'd try certain bugs. Only if they're properly prepared, though!

TPBM has had a bee or wasp fly into your mouth while riding a bike. Fun fact: I have.

 

[Shominy]

No.

TPBM used a Trip Tik.

 

[Eywadude]

I'm a Luddite simpleton, so no.

TPBM has thought about attaching razor blades to the leading edges of the blades of your ceiling fan to chop vegetables. What could go wrong???

 

[Shominy]

Nope.

TPBM knows about the image of a man cutting vegetables on the leading edge of an F-104 Starfighter... ... ... to illustrate the point.
(I posted that some time ago in the Potpourri thread)

 

[Eywadude]

False. I have not seen said image. "Yikes! Scraped my knuckles that time!"

TPBM is now imagining other ridiculous ways to chop vegetables.

 

[Shominy]

Not really.

TPBM has had either a cosmic experience, or a religious experience.

 

[Eywadude]

A deeply interconnected metaphysical one, yes. One could call it cosmic, I suppose.

TPBM is buying up all the good, sharp, round-profile toothpicks. The ones I have suck.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Nope, not all, although the last ones I bought fit that description.

TPBM has seen snow on desert cactus.

 

[Eywadude]

Nope, not all, although the last ones I bought fit that description.

There seems to be an epidemic of crappy toothpicks these days.

TPBM has seen snow on desert cactus.

Only in pictures.

TPBM has made something in a crockpot within the last month.

 

[Shominy]

Yes- chili.

TPBM has met a crackpot face-to-face within the past month.

 

[Eywadude]

Haven't had the fortune, no.

TPBM is sad to see most of the flowers dying off due to the changing seasons.

 

[Shominy]

Mixed feelings- leaving the color, but entering my favorite two seasons.

TPBM is a creature of summer.