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That car had a young couple in it; they'd been married just three years, and after nine months of eager anticipation, the lady's water just broke. Her desperate young husband was trying to get her to the little hospital in the nearest large town, before their second child was born in the back seat. As a result, he was ten miles over the speed limit (which, at 55 mph, is 35 miles below the safe speed for which the road was originally built). Their first child, a sweet little girl baby, was left with a neighbor to watch while they were gone.


Okay, I'll admit it was a funny video! :yes: :D
 
That car had a young couple in it; they'd been married just three years, and after nine months of eager anticipation, the lady's water just broke. Her desperate young husband was trying to get her to the little hospital in the nearest large town, before their second child was born in the back seat. As a result, he was ten miles over the speed limit (which, at 55 mph, is 35 miles below the safe speed for which the road was originally built). Their first child, a sweet little girl baby, was left with a neighbor to watch while they were gone.

Unbeknown to the husband, his wife had actually recently joined a rogue terrorist group, and wasn't actually pregnant, but carrying a time-sensitive suicide bomb strapped to her abdomen, which had been planned to detonate in town.



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Unbeknown to the husband, his wife had actually recently joined a rogue terrorist group, and wasn't actually pregnant, but carrying a time-sensitive suicide bomb strapped to her abdomen, which had been planned to detonate in town.

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But in her haste she had set the timer for the bomb wrong, and because they were linked, the rogue terrorists message to the world had gone out too soon !

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And while driving to the hospital, the husband heard a public announcement about a possible terrorist threat. He instantaneously made a connection between the weird wiring harness that his wife was sporting during their last conjugal encounter and was accelerating toward a cliff ... muttering 'Must Save the" ... when ...
 
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If we could harness the brain power/ideas on this site we could make a massive positive contribution to mankind. wow that was deep
 
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