Suspicious Wal-Mart Shopping List Game

[noogies]

These were my actual purchases today:

Kellogg's High-Fiber Bran Buds
10-pack of pomegranate-flavored 5-Hr. Energy.
1 ripe pineapple
Large can of Barbasol.

Big fun tonight!

 

[noogies]

4 gallons of Prestone pre-mixed antifreeze
4 gallons lemon-lime Gatorade
Large watermelon
Economy-size non-dairy creamer.

 

[Route 66]

4 tires
1 tomato
a 4" paint brush
red nail polish

 

[Shominy]

Fix-A-Flat
Trojans
Apple sauce
Diapers

 

[screenersam]

trident
goggles
net
Slenderman dvd

 

[bobsvinyl]

Nair Hair Removal Kit
5 pound container of lard
permanent marker
cheese doodles

 

[noogies]

Panty hose.
Black knit stocking cap
Black leather gauntlet gloves
Sledgehammer.

 

[highvoltage_]

Ex-Lax
Toilet Cleaner
Condoms
Vasoline

 

[bobsvinyl]

Denture adhesive
white Chiclets
Orajel
electric drill

 

[highvoltage_]

Apples
Case of oil
Boxers
Box of .22 ammunition

 

[screenersam]

box of Corn Flakes
roll of paper towells
boom box
latest issue of 'Field and Stream'

 

[Shominy]

Shoe horn
Excedrin
Ex•lax
Bike tire

 

[noogies]

Assorted plastic cutlery
Tube of Gorilla Glue
Six-pack of men's Jockey shorts
Three Everstart 12V car batteries.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Rope and lots of it
Bowie knife
Bleach
Morbid Angel CD

 

[Shominy]

Ski mask
Bikini
Motor oil
Zip ties

 

[Mystic]

First time I've seen this thread. Lotta good stuff here.

 

[Shominy]

Viagra
Pool float tubes
Antifreeze
Elbow macaroni

 

[Shominy]

Hawaiian Tropic oil
Leather belt
Ski mask
Spatula

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Ductape
Ductape
Ductape
Ductape

 

[noogies]

1 gross birthday balloons
Rubber clown mask
1 cu. ft. modelling clay
1 tube Max Factor Electric Raspberry lip gloss.