The "Almost a Hit" game

[Denten]

On Top of Old Pokey

 

[usedto]

19th Nervous Breakwind

 

[bobsvinyl]

The Hokey Pokémon. (Tip of the hat to Denten).

Do You Know the Way to Sam's Toupee? (Dionne Warwick).

Only Baloney. (Roy Orbison).

 

[harman/kardon]

Leaving On A Lockheed F-104.

 

[Denten]

Another stick in The Hall

 

[Denten]

Sweet Promotion

 

[bobsvinyl]

Fry Me a Liver. (Julie London).

 

[harman/kardon]

Fry At Last.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Fry Robin Fry. (Silver Convention).

 

[harman/kardon]

^

I can't resist:

Fry Like An Eagle

 

[bobsvinyl]

I Want to Take Your Fryer. (I can't either. ) ( Sly and the Family Stone).

 

[harman/kardon]

Oh Lord Won't You Buy Me An AMC Pacer

 

[ETLS]

And to add a TV show almost hit:

Midas Welby V.D.

 

[bobsvinyl]

If I Was a Car Painter. (Tim Hardin).

 

[harman/kardon]

The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down By The River

 

[bobsvinyl]

I Never Promised You a Full Pardon. ( Lynn Anderson).

 

[ETLS]

Wish you were Somewhere Else.

 

[Denten]

If You Squeeze Me Now

 

[Denten]

Only Women Read

 

[Hyperion]

Killer Monarch.