The Banning game

[tybrad]

To play, each poster must metaphorically "ban" the author of the previous post, usually for something ridiculous and unrelated to the actual AK rules. For example:

1- Person 1 is banned for having too many animated GIFs in his signature.
2- Person 2 is banned for discriminating unfairly against dancing smileys.
3- Person 3 is banned for pretending to care about smileys' rights.


So... someone metaphorically ban me for something in the post.

 

[bobsvinyl]

tybrad is banned for using numbers to name people. How would you like to be called number 2?

 

[dcmfan]

bobsvinyl is banned for being excessively fixated on even numbers to the exclusion of odd numbers, even when odd numbers are clearly in the majority! (I find that odd)

 

[Cadillac Kid]

dcmfan you are banned for being odd. I will rule the General Off Topic forum soon. Yes I am that brilliant.

 

[usedto]

Cadillac Kid is banned for actually driving a Dodge.

 

[sKiZo]

usedto is banned for avoiding bent pencils.
(inside joke) <G>

 

[luvvinvinyl]

sKiZo is banned, and so is SkIzO, for wearing too big a hat.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Luvinvinyl is banned for naming one too many SkizOs

 

[luvvinvinyl]

Well, if he's sKiZo, there must be at least two of him.

Just sayin'.

 

[luvvinvinyl]

(I was hoping somebody would bite on that. Somebody did.)

 

[cubby01]

SuperjazzyJa is banned for never returning his rental copy of 'White Line Fever'.

 

[bobsvinyl]

luvinvinyl is banned for setting up some poor hapless AK member.

 

[wrbear]

Bobby your banned because your glass isn't even half full.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Wrbear, you're banned because you're unbearable.

 

[harman/kardon]

SJJ you are banned because your wit makes my wit looking small!

 

[Hyperion]

HK you are banned for laughing about the 'smell of tubes'

 

[mech986]

John, you're partially banned on principal for liking custard, but everyone could use a slice of rhubarb pie.

 

[bobsvinyl]

mech986 is banned for correctly spelling rhubarb.

 

[harman/kardon]

Bob is banned because he makes me so painfully aware.

 

[DarkAudit]

@Harmonkardon is banned for excessive awareness.