The disgusting euphemism thread

[veg-o-matic]

Seems to be a lot of fun 'n frivolity on the board lately, so here's my little contribution.

What's the most disgusting euphemism you've heard? My vote goes to

"Trouser chili."

:yuck: uke:

 

[Kamakiri]

Man, you picked a tough one.....

How about a line from a Clint Eastwood movie?

"Better call the Sheriff.....he's startin to get ripe" uke:

 

[mhardy6647]

maybe "technicolor yawn" (i.e., the outcome of "worshipping the porcelain goddess")?

 

[Ski]

"Look at the fun bags on that hose hound!"

That's a 2'fer.

 

[Sandy G]

Conversation about 1977 or so at the KA house, Univ of Richmond -"Wow, Sandy! You sure tied one on last night !" Yeah, Scott-Ended up talking to Ralph, the great porcelan god about buying a Buick !!" "Ha-hah-ha-ha..."-Sandy G.

 

[Ski]

Innocence gone wild

We were playing nickel, dime, quarter poker at a friends house. Somebody had just raised a dime and said "A skinny". The next guy said "Instead of a skinny how's about two fat ones?" and slides in a pair of nickels. The next "playa" was my wife. She came back with "I don't know of a woman that can turn THAT down." I laughed my ass off and proceeded to win the hand. I told the wife that "My hand is better than two fat ones.".

 

[Jim Eck]

As the old drunk said, 'last night I got so drunk I was on the porch I blowing chunks.'

His friends reply was 'that isn't so bad'.

To which the drunk replied 'Chunks is my dog.'


:drunk: :yuck: uke: