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A husband and wife are invited to a Halloween costume party. She purchases costumes for them to wear, but the day of the party she develops a migraine and decides to stay home. She helps her husband dress in his gorilla suit and sends him off. After a short rest, her headache disappears, so she decides to don her costume, which he hasn't seen, and see how he behaves without her around.
Shortly after she arrives, here comes her husband in the gorilla suit and starts flirting, not knowing it's her. She decides to play along to see just how far he'll go. After a few drinks and a dance or two, she puts him to the test. She leads him off into a dark room, tears off his gorilla suit, and makes mad passionate love to him. When finished, she is totally infuriated that he offers no resistance. She quickly leaves the room, and rushes home and waits for the scum to come home.
About an hour later, he comes dragging in. She pretends to awaken, and then asks, "Well, how was the party?" He replies, "Kinda boring, without you there. Me and a couple of guys slipped out into the garage and played poker most of the night. But, the guy I loaned my costume to said he had one hell of a time!!!"
Shortly after she arrives, here comes her husband in the gorilla suit and starts flirting, not knowing it's her. She decides to play along to see just how far he'll go. After a few drinks and a dance or two, she puts him to the test. She leads him off into a dark room, tears off his gorilla suit, and makes mad passionate love to him. When finished, she is totally infuriated that he offers no resistance. She quickly leaves the room, and rushes home and waits for the scum to come home.
About an hour later, he comes dragging in. She pretends to awaken, and then asks, "Well, how was the party?" He replies, "Kinda boring, without you there. Me and a couple of guys slipped out into the garage and played poker most of the night. But, the guy I loaned my costume to said he had one hell of a time!!!"
