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A couple is invited to a Halloween party, so she goes out and buys costumes - a gorilla suit for him, and a penguin suit for herself. The night of the party, she's stricken with a migraine headache, and insists he dress up and go without her. He hesitantly agrees. She takes a handful of Advil and goes to bed. After two hours, she awakes and the headache is totally gone. She decides to put on her costume (that her husband hasn't seen) and go to the party, just to see how he acts in her absence. When she arrives, she spots her "gorilla" flirting with a sexy young thing in the corner. She decided to teach him a lesson. She waits until the other woman excuses herself to use the ladies room, then grabs the gorilla and drags him off into the bedroom. She shuts turns off the light, throws him on the bed, and makes mad passionate love to him. When he dozes off to sleep afterwards, she quietly slips out of the room, hurries home, and gets into bed before he can get there. About an hour later he shows up.
She asks, "How was the party, dear?"
"Kinda boring.", he answers.
"Oh, really?", she asks, wondering just what kind of lie he's going to tell.
"Yeah", he replies. "It wasn't much fun without you there. Me and Joe and a couple other guys ended up in the kitchen playing poker most of the night.
But the guy I loaned my costume to said he had one hell of a time!!
She asks, "How was the party, dear?"
"Kinda boring.", he answers.
"Oh, really?", she asks, wondering just what kind of lie he's going to tell.
"Yeah", he replies. "It wasn't much fun without you there. Me and Joe and a couple other guys ended up in the kitchen playing poker most of the night.
But the guy I loaned my costume to said he had one hell of a time!!
