The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!

[Scorpion8]

Wait! I thought WE were the Popular Front for the Liberation of Judea; not the People's Front.

No, no, no... we're the People's Front. Those Popular Front guys are arseholes!

 

[Sandy G]

...You manky Scot git !

 

[Scorpion8]

I am Arthur, King of the Britons!

King of the who?

The Britons. We are all Britons and I am your King.

Well I don't recall voting for ya.

 

[Sandy G]

...Ours was comitted. It wasn't just a string of Pussy jokes....

 

[Scorpion8]

Oooooooooooo, welcome to Castle Anthrax.

 

[mulester7]

Oooooooooooo, welcome to Castle Anthrax.

.....two KFC's within the outer walls....no tipping.....

 

[guptonr]

I want to have babies.

 

[FoolFace]

... Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

 

[FoolFace]

Look, we'll eat your mum. Then, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up into it.

 

[Steve-H]

Crucifixion ? Good.
Crucifixion ? Good.

 

[Sandy G]

Well, she turned me into a newt.

 

[wineslob]

"........I wish I'd been a girly... just like my dear pa..pa..."



















Spam, spam, spam...........

 

[Sandy G]

"I cut down trees, I skip 'n' jump, I go to the Lava'tree...On Wednesdays I go shopping, & have Buttered Scones for Tea..."

 

[Dusty Chalk]

I think you guys are in the wrong movie.

 

[Sandy G]

Now go away, or I shall taunt you for a second time...

 

[Sandy G]

...For death awaits you all with nasty, big pointy teeth !...

 

[spaceman]

"Bring out your dead!"

 

[blue_lateral]

Stop it. It's too silly. Nope. Nope. Too silly.

 

[Sandy G]

..It burned, fell over & sank into the swamp. BUT THE 4TH ONE STAYED UP !!

 

[Jesse Garron]

Herbert: But, Mother!

King: Father, I'm Father.

King: "Someday all this will be yours"

Herbert: "the curtains?"