The Misprint Game
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Barn Free (life of a wild chicken)
noogies
My Favorite Woofers.
More movies:
Goodbye, Mr. Hips (schoolchildren bid a fond farewell to beloved but hefty instructor)
The 39 Stops (a busdriver's nightmarish schedule)
The Old Couple (Oscar and Felix play the Sunshine Boys)
Hog Day Afternoon (a barnyard standoff)
McCabe and Mrs. Diller (Warren Beatty sure had some unlikely affairs!)
Goodbye, Mr. Hips (schoolchildren bid a fond farewell to beloved but hefty instructor)
The 39 Stops (a busdriver's nightmarish schedule)
The Old Couple (Oscar and Felix play the Sunshine Boys)
Hog Day Afternoon (a barnyard standoff)
McCabe and Mrs. Diller (Warren Beatty sure had some unlikely affairs!)
Perfect Stranglers - Larry and Balki never got caught
Bight Court - Harry Stone and company become vampires
Tight Court - the court room is too small.
Jeers - where nobody knows your name and they're always mad you came.
Family tries - the Keatons just couldn't make it, but they tried.
Family Batters - Steve Urkle and the Winslows baked a lot of cakes
Big Bong Theory - Well, they are a bunch of DOPES!
S.H.i.P.s - South Dakota Highway Patrol (or South Carolina)
Bight Court - Harry Stone and company become vampires
Tight Court - the court room is too small.
Jeers - where nobody knows your name and they're always mad you came.
Family tries - the Keatons just couldn't make it, but they tried.
Family Batters - Steve Urkle and the Winslows baked a lot of cakes
Big Bong Theory - Well, they are a bunch of DOPES!
S.H.i.P.s - South Dakota Highway Patrol (or South Carolina)
Independence Hay - the horses keep their food from being stolen by aliens
Jurrasic Pork - Giant prehistoric pigs cloned
The Monuments Hen - it was really a chicken who single handedly saved the art from the Nazis
Slaw - an engineer diagnosed with brain cancer kidnaps people and sees if they have what it takes to devour huge amounts of coleslaw
Jurrasic Pork - Giant prehistoric pigs cloned
The Monuments Hen - it was really a chicken who single handedly saved the art from the Nazis
Slaw - an engineer diagnosed with brain cancer kidnaps people and sees if they have what it takes to devour huge amounts of coleslaw
The Lizard of Oz - My x-wife rules Oz. Quick! Evacuate! Catch the last balloon to Kansas before it's too late, even the wicked witches are leaving!
Oz, the Great and Powderful - Glinda's spilled her talcum powder all over him.
Oz, the Great and Powderful - Glinda's spilled her talcum powder all over him.
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Rome Improvement - Tim Alan restores the ancient ruins
Dome Improvement - building on a bald scalp
To Fir With Love - A utility pole is greatly appreciated
A Christmas Gory - Ralphie gets a shotgun and turns psycho
Plans, Brians and Automobiles - Frankenstein and Igore try to fly from NYC to Chicago to reawaken the monster for Thanksgiving. Due to a blizzard, they get diverted to Wichita....
Dome Improvement - building on a bald scalp
To Fir With Love - A utility pole is greatly appreciated
A Christmas Gory - Ralphie gets a shotgun and turns psycho
Plans, Brians and Automobiles - Frankenstein and Igore try to fly from NYC to Chicago to reawaken the monster for Thanksgiving. Due to a blizzard, they get diverted to Wichita....
How about if you have a buzz? Many a mithprinth could happen.
Lol!
Evenflop - It wasn't a hit for Pearl Jam, but they didn't lose money on it either.
Evenflop - It wasn't a hit for Pearl Jam, but they didn't lose money on it either.
One year at the Christmas Eve service at church, a soloist sang "Every Valley Shall Be Exalted" from Handle's Messiah. Misprint in the bulletin: Every Valley Shall Be Exhausted" The valleys slept well that night!
steerpike2
Super Member
"Today's lecture will be cancelled because Mr Wolsely is il [sic]."
noogies
My Favorite Woofers.
Classic Rock:
Love Her Badly
More Than a Peeling (a favorite of strippers everywhere)
Janie's Got a Gut (Jennie Craig recruiting song)
Porn on the Bayou (how DO they keep busy down there, anyway?)
None of These Nights (he's given up looking for her)
China Grave (where you put the broken dishes)
Whine Room (where you send upset children)
Beach Your Children (and really, what better place to learn?)
Southern Tan (but don't forget the sunscreen)
Love Her Badly
More Than a Peeling (a favorite of strippers everywhere)
Janie's Got a Gut (Jennie Craig recruiting song)
Porn on the Bayou (how DO they keep busy down there, anyway?)
None of These Nights (he's given up looking for her)
China Grave (where you put the broken dishes)
Whine Room (where you send upset children)
Beach Your Children (and really, what better place to learn?)
Southern Tan (but don't forget the sunscreen)
Do the customers find them more than appealing?
The entire Jefferson Airplane Crown Of Creation album:
Leather (from their S&M period)
Star Trick (celebrity hooker)
In Mime (guest vocals by Marcel Marceau)
If You Feed (anyone care for a sandwich?)
Tried (and failed)
Share A Little Toke (why not?)
Greasy Hearth (don't slip on that! You might fall into the fireplace!)
CushingAura (rather mysterious and menacing)
Nice Cream Phoenix (ok, I'm really reaching for this one)
The Mouse at Pooneil Corners (after the apocalypse only the rodents remain)
Frown Of Creation (On the 7th day God looked on what he made and was not pleased)
Leather (from their S&M period)
Star Trick (celebrity hooker)
In Mime (guest vocals by Marcel Marceau)
If You Feed (anyone care for a sandwich?)
Tried (and failed)
Share A Little Toke (why not?)
Greasy Hearth (don't slip on that! You might fall into the fireplace!)
CushingAura (rather mysterious and menacing)
Nice Cream Phoenix (ok, I'm really reaching for this one)
The Mouse at Pooneil Corners (after the apocalypse only the rodents remain)
Frown Of Creation (On the 7th day God looked on what he made and was not pleased)
WillStardust
Active Member
This was actually published in the classified section of the Vineyard Gazette during my brief tenure there, circa 1987, "500 lb. wench for sale. Used but good working condition."
A 500 lb wench might try harder than a 120 lb wench. 
popporn
steerpike2
Super Member
"For Sale :Eight puppies from a German Shepard and an Alaskan Hussey."
noogies
My Favorite Woofers.
Okay, sorry ... been on the road. Here are some of my favorite sit-coms:
Sanford and Sin (old Fred gets a girlfriend)
Hogan's Zeroes (which is about how many IQ points it took to appreciate the show)
Bosox Buddies (transvestite Red Sox? But there's no crying in baseball ...)
Everybody Moves Raymond (he had a lot of friends with pickup trucks)
Good Mimes (never got past the pilot -- no dialogue)
ALF in the Family (a space alien moves in with the Bunkers -- hijinks ensue!)
The Brady Lunch (focuses on the problems of a harried mom trying to provide brown-bags for a blended family with six kids)
Sanford and Sin (old Fred gets a girlfriend)
Hogan's Zeroes (which is about how many IQ points it took to appreciate the show)
Bosox Buddies (transvestite Red Sox? But there's no crying in baseball ...)
Everybody Moves Raymond (he had a lot of friends with pickup trucks)
Good Mimes (never got past the pilot -- no dialogue)
ALF in the Family (a space alien moves in with the Bunkers -- hijinks ensue!)
The Brady Lunch (focuses on the problems of a harried mom trying to provide brown-bags for a blended family with six kids)