the parrot

[Dan ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ]

Making sure no one was at home, a burglar breaks into a home.
Spying a parrot in it's cage, he went to work ransacking the house.
The parrot spoke: "Jesus is watching you..."
The burglar shrugs his shoulders and stayed his task.
"Jesus is watching you..." The parrot repeated this phrase over and over.
Clearly annoyed, the burglar shouts: "What's your name?"
"Alawishes" was the reply.
"Alawishes? What sort of idiot names a bird Alawishes?"
"The same sort who names a rottweiler Jesus!"

 

[thebeez85]

Badumm-Tss!

 

[squirrelnest]

Good one!

 

[bogle111]

Good one. Good reason for a comedy thread when some aren't feeling the ticket.

Regards

 

[cubdog]

This is a true story. A used book store in San Carlos Ca. had a pet Mynah Bird. One day I see a guy walk up to the bird and tries to get it to talk. Hello, hello, want a cracker, etc. No luck the bird just sits there looking back in silence. The guy finally gives up and walks away. The bird sounding completely human as only a Mynah can says, " You idiot don't you know birds can't talk"?

cubdog

 

[thilaseen]

Good one. Good reason for a comedy thread when some aren't feeling the ticket.

Regards

There used to be one but human nature being what it is, it went downhill. Some things in life are entirely predictable. :yes: