The Predictive Text Game

[noogies]

Here's what promises to be an amusing little game inspired by my good friend John Oliver. It's played with a smart phone and utilizes the predictive text feature your phone has that offers suggestions for words you can use to follow the ones you've already typed. All you do is type two words and let your phone write the rest of the story.

For instance, I'll start with these two words, "The onion" and then I'll use just the words my phone suggests to come up with a paragraph of utter nonsense. Hopefully merriment will ensue:

"The onion and I don't know what it is my pants and I will call you on your cell phone even though the garage with humidity is a strange word to use for a couple of times that the previous owner doesn't make sense without it or just out of the Purple."

Isn't that great? Except for the first two words, my phone wrote it. Now you try it. Just type two words and then continue, using only suggestions supplied by your phone. Stop and apply a period when you can't take it any more.

 

[faber12]

Alcohol involvement with you guys have fun at work today so I'm going back home now so I'll just have a great time and where is the only thing that has to do with it all in the world is not the only thing I can get it to me about the other side and I don't want you so bad that you have to be in a bit more time with my family is going on in my head and the kids are in a few minutes to go back and I have a great day.

 

[noogies]

I've tried a few of these and many of them end up sounding like assembly instructions for cheap lawn furniture.

 

[noogies]

Well, I'm having a good time with these things, anyway. Here's another, starting with "spotted vipers":

"Spotted vipers and I will be there in my wife's Jaguar so some of the most severe pain and a half hour of my favorite music is still evolving into the overall health of the way to let the dogs race around here and still feel like a big hose to get hold of Kevin."

Don't know why, but it breaks me up.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Sounds like the health spam posts that show up here at AK on a regular basis.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Or Dave Barry's column on VCR instructions:
http://www.legendsmagazine.net/20/manual.htm

 

[noogies]

"Fat doctors and a half hour of my dad's convertibles were there from the marine base that was pretty bad about the logistics of my favorite music and I think we're actually going to have to go on a good summer as things are going to have to be in touch the overall health of your first piece of worthwhile fun and then I go back there and smooth everything out so it sits in the middle of the West Indies."

I'm killing me.

 

[ETLS]

Such as the one I had a good day please find my CV attached to this is an automatically be returned to me know when I was thinking about you but I am looking to get a good time for a couple of weeks ago but have not received any information contained herein including any attachments are confidential information intended recipient please delete this communication

 

[ETLS]

English is very much and we are not a big difference between a rock and metal is a very nice to hear that your company and I am a little more about your trip was fun but it will not be a bit too many bad login to your email and delete it from a different way to go back in time for a few days and then you will need a copy.

 

[ETLS]

Predictive text me at the end of the day of the time to get the same as the one I have a great weekend too many bad for you and your team to help with this one.

 

[noogies]

"My goodness, I don't know what it is he or she secretly enjoys and will tell us that the previous owner doesn't make sense for all the games in the middle of the night."

Jeez, that one nearly makes sense in a warped sort of way.

 

[ETLS]

We'll see how the heck out the form notifications add-on configuration file is attached to this message is intended solely those who have been working with you.

 

[ETLS]

Sporting events in the morning of June to the next day I am looking forward for a while and then you will have a good day please see the attachment for your help with this mail.

 

[noogies]

Bitter memories of the North American tour with excessive use of the whole enterprise is better than any sense of rhythm in a nice part of my favorite Bogart movie.

 

[noogies]

Large pontoons and I are out of town this weekend so perhaps we'll do that just make her nastier to be more careful now because I'm not getting as much exercise in the morning when I hear from you after Xmas.

 

[noogies]

Political correctness is still the high point of a mistaken kind of uncomfortable thing that is made with the sentiment of a few more pictures when you get a chance to see if they have a good box of lines from the lyrics of any song for the next few dishes.

 

[noogies]

Cow-tipping and a little bit of legal wrangling over the songwriting process with somebody who blew their hands off with a little more specific information that it probably won't be back by October to judge people based on a chalkboard wall of some more money.

 

[ETLS]

Perhaps you can see that it is a great time in total of volume and tone and the tank issues that are catchy but most likely to have the ability for your help with a small town in my opinion.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Doctor Reynolds to my own personal log file admin the answer is yes but he was not the same time as the first time I was born alive to get your chickens behind you passing judgment on wings of personalities who have mutual donkey Kong for each side of the day before they learn to get your tickets before dark blue dye to find out what the question of whether who have mutual variety of steel song titled that actually strings is obsolete but he was not alive to get your chickens to you and judgment on no evil tears ran into my head and Grover from Tommy Hilfiger the day of school left the house of representatives who have your donkey.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Mortification is yes but the fact that the company has probably never heard from a year ago and I would have your own before log blue algae to find the right time as was first alive to get a chance to win and the rest of us are not going anywhere other passing fads on let's see what hahappens question mark whether who have your owl I would have that own strings log obsolete but the fact of steel song Matt the answer is your favorite behind the scenes in line with cowboy hat trick to get your butter before they learn to find out what the question is.