The reviews for these cables cracked me up

[Loop2kil]

Hopefully some of you will enjoy the read as well. I did a quick search and did not see it being posted before so I hope it's not a repost.

"This review is from: AudioQuest K2 Terminated Speaker Cable - UST 2.44 m Plugs 8' Pair (Electronics)
My cats chewed on this cable and now they can both speak. One of them is gay and the other wants to kill me. I would have rather not known."

http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-K2...dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

 

[Ohighway]

Funny..... here's more...

Using these cables, and only using these cables, I was finally able to hear an auditory gem that has been long rumored among music connaisseurs - Aretha Franklin's stress-fart just prior to her high A in her recording of "You're All I Need to Get By".

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With the help of this cable, I can now experience music the way it's meant to be heard. I find that plugging this directly into my ears helps transmit the cleanest, most pure sound. Make sure you clean your ears out though (with liquefied dark matter, of course), because quality will suffer if your ear-holes aren't sparkly clean.

 

[dosmalo]

Best read of the week!! LOL!

 

[jsisk]

"You can almost hear the nicotine resin on the drummer's fingertips rubbing against the maple grained sticks"

 

[usedto]

I give it one page max.

 

[SoundOfSound]

Somebody's been smoking the good stuff!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B000J36XR2/ref=dp_olp_0?ie=UTF8&condition=all

 

[kirk57]

There are many funny reviews on Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/Funniest-Amazon-Product-Reviews/lm/RM0256CJKINZJ

 

[toxcrusadr]

If they just had that Chinese plastic product stink the cats wouldn't have bothered them.