This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time

[Squonk07]

I know, I know...it's a YouTube link. Danger ahead! Shift aside all the mindless crap you've ever been directed to view because some friend told you it was "hilarious."

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time, and I watch Family Guy religiously. In fact, all this guy's stuff is good.

 

[stuwee]

Wow It's great to know that if I commit suicide I am intitled to a cash settlement! I hope Paul sees this after his nasty encounter with dental tools left by friends

Craig

 

[thedelihaus]

There are some awesome, respectable, heroic lawyers out there. I have even met some of 'em. Really. And can call a few of them "friend". And Some, even, on this forum. Solid mind and logic and integrity intact.

Then there's this, you link to- the detritus. And maybe the majority of the naughty sharks out there.

Unfortunately, the detritus are what's modern day household's spoken werd... maybe due to shows like Jerry Springer and the ilk....

Shame and pride today are equally and easily ignored, avoided and skirted, instead opting for cash, fame, celebrity, or any tossed salad mix of thee above. Always dressed in fancy designer expensive linen and when streaked with anything staining and negative, are easily discarded and tucked into the dirty sheets, cleaned quickly, and therefore devoid of either responsibility and consequences of the stains.

 

[Squonk07]

There are some awesome, respectable, heroic lawyers out there. I have even met some of 'em. Really. And can call a few of them "friend". And Some, even, on this forum. Solid mind and logic and integrity intact.

Then there's this, you link to- the detritus. And maybe the majority of the naughty sharks out there.

Unfortunately, the detritus are what's modern day household's spoken werd... maybe due to shows like Jerry Springer and the ilk....

Shame and pride today are equally and easily ignored, avoided and skirted, instead opting for cash, fame, celebrity, or any tossed salad mix of thee above. Always dressed in fancy designer expensive linen and when streaked with anything staining and negative, are easily discarded and tucked into the dirty sheets, cleaned quickly, and therefore devoid of either responsibility and consequences of the stains.

Couldn't have said it better myself. It's sad, because I've seriously considered going into law. And then, I turn on the TV and see some ambulance chaser schmuck on there, and I realize that no matter what branch I go into, the moment the conversation turns to our careers and I say, "Well, I'm a lawyer," the first thing people will think of is the ones they see on TV.

Still, it doesn't hurt to have a good laugh at some rather brilliant parody work.

 

[BruceRPA]

There is much truth in humor. Sadly, certain sleazy lawyers give all sleazy lawyers a bad name.

 

[jhal]

"If you're calling about the Winnebago, please ask for Fred"

"This side tingled. Too much" :lmao:

Thanks, that was hilarious. Shamefully close to being true also.