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Top Ten Country Western Songs

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Top Ten Country Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
 
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If You Don't Stop Telling Lies About Me -- I'll Tell The Truth About You. Johnny Bush
 
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You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
Drop-Kick Me Jesus, Thru The Goal-Posts Of Life
Have You Heard The Words Of The Lord, Jesus Might Be Comin' In A '49 Ford
I Want You Outta My Head, & Back In My Bed
Take This Job & Shove It
 
Other threads of the same thing exist here, but leaving that aside:

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got The Shaft
When I Drink Alone I Prefer To Be By Myself

EDIT: on 2nd thought, too vulgar
 
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
The Older I Get, The Better I Used To Be
I Can't Get Over You (So Please Get Under Me)
I'm Turning Gray From Feeling Blue
I Thought She Was Out Jogging (But She Was Just Running Around)
I Just Couldn't Leave Her Behind...Alone
Since We Got A Waterbed We're Slowly Drifting Apart
 
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