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Twilight: New Moon.... The Best Movie Ever!!

Karu Kutt

Karu Kutt

Always straining, always.
NOT! Holy cow that was the worst movie I've ever seen. I can't believe I wasted time watching that... that.... I don't know what to call it cause it isn't a movie. My daughters loved it as well as every women who has ever read the books or had a friend read the books. There was a comment on TV stating that Edward (the main vampire and lover of the main character, Bella) is the perfect man and every women is in love with him. Well, duh, he's the perfect man cause HE'S DEAD, DEAD DEAD!!!

I can't wait for the next .... uh..Movie??? to come out!
 
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Speaking of Sparkly

HandyHamlet said:
Perfect men are sparkly and shirtless. You of all people should know that Mr. Gov'nor.
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I forgot about the diamonds in the sun - skin of theirs. No wonder women love Edward. Instead of zits he has quarter carats. If that rendition of vampires held true, the human race would be just cattle, food for vampires.

"Oh Edward, you're so....cold and why can't you get it up? Well that's okay cause that's one of the reasons why you are 'the perfect boyfriend'."
 
The only problem with liking sparkly guys is that they always end up liking other sparkly guys :)
 
vinyldavid said:
The only problem with liking sparkly guys is that they always end up liking other sparkly guys :)
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That's why I quit dating vampire chicks. I can't compete with the other vampire chicks.

"We are just friends. I swear!" they always say.

"Well then why do you have glitter in your teeth?"

*uncomfortable silence*
 
Karu Kutt said:
I can't wait for the next .... uh..Movie??? to come out!
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Me Too. I really enjoyed this movie. I had approx zero expectations from both of the series but i was presently surprised. the story was strong, and the character development dynamic.

and throwing werewolf`s in the mix vs vamps made for a fantastic plot, although a bit of a rip off from underworld it did the job nicely. :yes:

i also have to admit that Bella (Kristen Stewart) is a smokin hot babe:drool: and hopefully this saga will aspire her to move 4th into greatness.

i give this flick 7.5/10
 
I just got done watching this trash and am absolutely irritated that I wasted 2 hrs on it. Even the cgi was poorly done.

Oh well at least I get to use the HT. I don't use it as much as I did before the vintage items moved in.
 
Kptn Howdie said:
Me Too. I really enjoyed this movie. I had approx zero expectations from both of the series but i was presently surprised. the story was strong, and the character development dynamic.

and throwing werewolf`s in the mix vs vamps made for a fantastic plot, although a bit of a rip off from underworld it did the job nicely. :yes:

i also have to admit that Bella (Kristen Stewart) is a smokin hot babe:drool: and hopefully this saga will aspire her to move 4th into greatness.

i give this flick 7.5/10
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uh...he was being sarcastic
 
Some guys are married and have sisters, sister-in-laws and daughters. Which makes this crap inescapable and therefore resented with a passion. So I'm told.

:D
 
onepixel said:
You know... real men don't go and see flicks like this. Are you guys... um, funny?
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Not funny ha-ha, funny odd. :D

Luckily, I live with two gals to whom those movies aren't even on the radar. However, I do have to occasionally be confronted with Flava-Flav and various incarnations of Bachelor-Tequilla-Bachelorette-Real world-Kardasian-Housewives. Can't win them all.
 
Yeeg!

You can turn this to your advantage! The next time they catch you watching a titty flick on Cinemax you can tell them to stop the music because you didn't grouse when they watched "Twilight".

You must be new at this if you missed a one-hopper like that!
 
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