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We Need More Pig Positive Expressions!

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That there is "tender as pork butt". An expression used when listening to female vocals thru the biradial horns of JBL 4435's. For instance Eva Cassidy singing "Over the Rainbow". After hearing her yewed jus hafta say that there is as tender as pork butt.
 
Fressende Steckdosen!

[The Germans here will appreciate this one. I once heard a 4-year-old girl when we were visiting a pig farm in Germany point at pigs and exclaim this. Loosely translated, it means "munching electrical sockets!" The electrical wall sockets in Germany are round, with two round holes, looking very similar to the rounded ends of the snouts of pigs, with the two round nostrils. None of the adults present at the time had ever even thought about the resemblance, but when the little girl said it, we all knew immediately what she meant, and all burst out laughing! Ever since then, I always think of this when I see a pig's snout.]


For one in English, how about:

As smooth as a shaved, greased piglet!

[But just don't try saying that about any parts of a lover's anatomy. They might not take it the right way. :D]
 
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"Birdie, birdie, in the sky,
Why'd you do that in my eye?
I'm sure glad that pigs can't fly!"

William Shakespig
 
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